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VOTE JOE!!!!!!
ROUND 5:
JOE HILLS (3) nominated from Hermitcraft, Beetlejhost, Joemez Addams, UHC
vs
QUACKITY (22) nominated from DSMP, Karmaland, Minecraft Extremo, TFTSMP
ITS 50/50 GUYS PLS GO VOTE SCAR
VOTE SCAR!!!!!!!
SCAR SCAR SCAR SCAR SCARSCARSCARSCAR
GIVING SCAR THE ONCELER TREATMENT. COME ON GUYS
Oh my gosh he’s getting worse guys… quick… vote jimmy…
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Hermitcraft headcannon!
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Physical touch!
I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.
Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.
Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.
Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.
Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.
Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.
Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3
Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.
Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.
NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)
Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.
If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.
Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.
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I want Hermit hugs :(
Hermitcraft headcannon!
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Physical touch!
I headcannon all of Hermitcraft as being SUPER touchy. Like- it is super normalized and cozy.
Grian and Mumbo walking so close their arms brush, sitting so their knees and shoulders bump together, Grians wing practically hugging Mumbo's back.
Tango excitedly grabbing Zed and Impulse's hands to guide them through a build, ZIT having movie nights and cuddling under the blankets.
Etho linking elbows with Bdubs while walking, Bdubs practically hanging off of him while he explains the details of the build. Falling asleep on eachother's shoulders.
Keralis greeting Hermits with a kiss on the cheek or forehead, Wels greeting with a kiss on their knuckles.
Ren nudging his head into any open hands willing to pet him, Doc and Zed bumping heads (gently) with their friends to show affection.
Any horned Hermits headbutting eachother <3
Scar looping an arm around Cub's neck with a cheesy joke, dragging him down into a hug or noogie. Cub batting his hands away and trying to go in for an attack of his own.
Cleo biting Joe out of spite and affection, Joe smacking her with books. Them braiding flowers in eachother's hair, painting eachother's nails.
NHO creating cuddle piles and drowning in blankets, caring for eachother while sick (and totally not all getting sick)
Xisuma not really being able to touch- but still hugging and patting people on the back. Giving people tea and throwing a blanket over them in replacement.
If you headcannon them with a longer tail then they loop it around eachothers arms or legs to stay close.
Hugs are an appropriate greeting, and a thank you, and farewell.
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I want Hermit hugs :(
Lets play
How I picture Bdubs:
So I know we love Bdubs being a silly little fluffy guy- but y'know what I think is better?
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BUG BDUBS
He's a little goofy bug boy! I think of him as one of these beetles:
(Its called a blue Fungus beetle)
He has the little antenna, that twitch and sense things. They also emote with his emotions!
Droopy when sad, perked up when happy, pinned back when mad.
When he's with someone he's close with, and their sitting shoulder to shoulder (or some other cuddly way) his antenna will absentmindedly touch or feel the other person as a form of comfort. It tickles but it means he likes you!
He has extra buggy arms, and does have bug legs! They taper off into the little barbed feet. Other Hermits wonder how the thin little legs support him, and its mostly the sticky feet ensuring he doesn't fall over.
He also has little barbed nails on his hands, to help with climbing! Soft things can get stuck to it which is annoying, but it also means he can climb the other hermits!
He often flies down or climbs and perches on Hermits, as being a bug he weighs very little!
Much like how I picture Grian he has wings all the time! Smooth shelled beetle wings (like in the photo) and if you've ever seen a ladybug fly- thats how he does!
His wings don't get activated until someone else on the server gets the achievement 'the skys the limit' aka getting an elytra!
Lasty, being a bug means he doesn't have eyelids- so he has no need to blink!
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Thank you!
Hermitcraft heights according to my brain:
tallest to shortest down, and tallest to shortest in rows (end of row=shortest of category)
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--Creeture (9'-8'):
DocM77
--Big boi (8'-7'):
Rendog, Xisumavoid, ImpulseSV, ZombieCleo
--Tall (7'-6'):
MumboJumbo, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, JoeHills, VintageBeef, Hypotizd, Keralis, Welsknight, EthosLab
--Medium (6'-5'5"):
TangoTek, Iskall85, xBCrafted, PearlescentMoon, TinFoilChef, Goodtimeswithscar, GeminiTay, iJevin, ZedaphPlays,
--Small (5'5"-5'):
StressMonster101, Grian, Bdouble0100
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Thank you 👍
Random Tango headcannon:
Tango is from the Nether, and the atmosphere in the Nether is most likely made up of less oxygen then the Overworld.
SOOOO Tango has a higher red blood cell count to compensate for the little air. (Take people who live in high altitudes as an example)
THIS MEANS Tango would be able to hold his breath for a super long time. And also have a high stamina.
He uses it to flex and win bets.
Thank you.
Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)
Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack
Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them
Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)
Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”
Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion
Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for
Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account
Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago
Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread
Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines
Nowhere the beloved!!! My most recent DnD character :D
Mob vote's open, don't forget to pick up your sticker (by which I mean reblog this).
poppies and lilacs
Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)
Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack
Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them
Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)
Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”
Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion
Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for
Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account
Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago
Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread
Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines
Thinking about the bone mage....
This was so much fun to do!! :D
He is but a little creeture
i told myself i wont draw any more splatoon, and yet here we are
HE HAS A RAT
okay enough doom posting fo today
ren: i have attempted to inject my own royal currency onto the server, it’s not going well. joe, in the most disinterested tone: yeah actually when do i get paid again i’m out of those. ren: ren: so you like them? you’ve been using them? 🥺👉👈
HE JUST BANNED HIS OWN BDAY-
I can imagine him making the new law that no parties unless it's for him, and then the Hermits throw a Rendog themed party in secret.
cackling at the “so bad luck to whoever’s birthday is coming up next” line in the recap in response to the party ban. because. guess which hermits birthdays just so happen to be coming up next.
I love them
Ren showing up to bust the party in his basement and everyone scattering is the funniest thing. Personal highlights of the escape include:
Ren, distant: “Hello???”
Jevin: “The kings here!”
Impulse: “Oh no no!!”
Hypno: “Woah! It’s the cops! Cheese it!!!”
Grian, increasingly distressed: “you didn’t clear this wiTH THE KING??”
Tango: “Dad’s here!!”
The sheer speed that everyone just scattered on outta there was incredible. Hypno called scatter and everyone just bailed immediately