How Does Hobie Fit His Hair Under His Mask- IRRELEVANT.

So Zuko AU that was birthed purly from aesthetics; Zuko with an Imperial Harem.

Zuko who's just accended to the throne and is expected to fill out her (trans fem Zuko cause, hanfu) harem, she sends out an invitation to join said harem to any literate afab person of high-ish social standing willing to bear her children, in exchange they'd gain political ties with the Fire Nation for their tribe/kingdom/family

Cue multi shipping madness where Zuko is with everyone I ship her with all at once and I also get to put them in pretty clothes

Spirit blessed Zuko ideas bc now he's living in my head rent free

- Agni is actually a spirit in this AU bc I was devastated to learn that she does not, in fact, exist in canon

- Zuko was born Agni's favorite, born on the summer solstice at noon, Agni wished to give him many a gifts at his birth but was only allowed one so she gave him a kind heart in hopes it would heal her nation

- at 13 Zuko is banished and his bearly healed wound is infected, almost killing him prematurely

- Iroh prayed to Agni to save his nephew, she obliged, taking this opportunity to bestow him with gifts she couldn't at his birth.

- Zuko's scar tissue turned from melted skin to firey red scales, his hair from a brown deeper than dark chocolate to yellow so warm it looked like liquid gold, and his eyes from golden brown to the pure gold of a dragon's. He radiated light, just like the sun. And his fire turned from an almost solitary orange to a rainbow of colors refracting in the light.

- also, she gave him a dragon

- Sokka thinks Zuko will turn into the sun (he will not)

- Zuko spends like half of season one trying to convince the Gaang that he's there to teach Aang fire bending, not capture him a take him to the Fire Nation

- Everyone is generally disturbed by Zuko when first meeting him because he's the only person in the world to have blonde hair

Agni's post

keen analysis

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Why do in kinda want some cunt scented lip gloss-

I had an idea of making a series of lil redacted comics with dumb ideas but that's a lot of work and I don't know if I'm ever gonna go through with it so I'll just be post the scripts here

Warning: a lot of these are very unfunny and or would translate better if they were actual comics

I'd started to draw this but got pissed that Sokka didn't look right and ended up getting distracted by another project 😭

Maiko core

Fem Kacchan

Being old blood is fun and games until you have to go to the Monarchal Summit and sit next to some guy from like fucken 1880 while he shares his "hot takes" on the gays.

Saw a screenshot of a Tweet that was like “Tweet like the MCU is real and you live in it.”

So obviously:

Reblog this with a post like the Redactedverse is real and you live in it

I’ll go first

“Best part about being a Dreamwalker is putting my Freelancer sister to sleep when she’s being insufferable. Best part of having a Fire Elemental husband is not needing to turn the heater on in the winter”

Oarfish

The Fire Lord and her first two consorts

Suki!!

would there be an earthbending god?? a giant badgermole kaiju under the Earth Kingdom??

wait... THATS COOL

Yes!! In the original version of spirit blessed Zuko her name was Yaoji (after a mountain in china I believe) and she was a giant badgermole who lived under ba sing se

She was only really a very surface level concept bc I cared more about Agni and Zuko than I did the rest of them lmao but she'll probably stay pretty much the same but with a different name and some more in depth lore than "giant badgermole under ba sing se" in the redesign/rewrite