SSO Blog Masterpost

today i noticed the lil tiny seagull on top of the ferry stop in Fort Pinta. you go bud! i love you!

realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made

Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!

-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch

(-Hiring Julian)

-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,

-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.

-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)

-the fucking candle

-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch

-horse girl is a slur

-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game

-AI art

-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.

-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.

the iceberg

idk what to caption this

pandorian days

theres an indescribable sass coming out of this image

spent some time at doyle’s abbey..

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE? 

FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY? 

ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?

REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?

HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER? 

FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT? 

CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT? 

ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?

MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT? 

and mostly…

BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?

Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU! 

At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !

Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate! 

:o

1, 2, 3 and 14!!

1. Astrid’s home stable is currently Moorland Stables. She likes it because of the relatively calm atmosphere, the fact that it’s in between Silverglade Village and Steves, and the nature surrounding the stable.

2. Astrid actually lives in Mistfall, but visits Moorland every day. She lives in Mistfall in order to get to her job as a Jorvik Ranger quickly.

3. Astrid’s favorite person is Linda. Astrid and Linda both adore Canterella and Knights of Unistria, and frequently have detailed discussions about the latest fanfics they’ve written or read, or any cool cosplays they’re planning. They also talk about druid stuff sometimes, but that’s rare.

14.  Astrid makes her money by working as a Jorvik Ranger. She leads trail rides, clears the trails with Keema, and generally does anything that needs to be done in Mistfall. 

thank you!!!