sso-astridwestborn
Astrid. Level 25. Meringue Cloud
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hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse
election so bad you made my chemical romance wake up
realistically how hard would it be to create a master post of all the terrible decisions sse has made
Not hard at all lmao, though community input might be necessary because obviously not everyone is going to be aware of everything. Here’s what I got off the top of my head, maybe if people pitch in we can make a more detailed post!
-antisemitism around Christmas and Pi the witch
(-Hiring Julian)
-problematic redesign choices, this one could be split into several subcategories like Chiyo, Sabine, Holdsworth,,,
-firing freelance workers, leading to the discontinuation of comics, books and music.
-the mistfall series (maybe not the worst idea in theory, but I can’t imagine it brought in more business and money than it cost)
-the fucking candle
-relating to the candle, clearly wanting to sell their players things but releasing absolutely 0 merch
-horse girl is a slur
-back when it happened, collabing with jojo siwa was a big controversy because people didn’t think she fit the game
-AI art
-They’ve been reported to Konsumentvert for breaking laws regarding advertisements toward kids.
-Maybe a personal gripe of mine but not being more active during women’s day for a company that advertises itself as by women for girls. I think one time they posted “every day is women’s day on jorvik” on Instagram and that was. Questionable.
i'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club..
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzy You're so skibidi You're so Fanum Tax
um... it's kinda messed up that you can name your horse a slur :\
"do not touch the crab pet" i8'm sorry but i am on the floor crying rn
Come get your gamebreaking crab before the servers revive
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where i’ve been
Hey!
I haven’t been as active on this blog recently- I’m still playing SSO occasionally, but I’ve not been super interested in the content lately. I still lurk on this blog though.
In other news, I had some extreme life stressors pop up as well, so content will probably be incredibly sparse for the time being. I’ll try my best to occasionally post, but I appreciate your understanding.
This isn’t goodbye necessarily, but more of a temporary pause while I get my ducks in a row.
Jankee Candle has anyone made the joke yet? Time to make the joke if no one else has.
Please I want to see all the Jankee Candle Jorvik scents of badly (or not so badly) edited candles. I want to see Horse Lasagna. I want to see Glue Man. I want to see Biting People (for REAL Horsegirls only!). There HAS to be some Yankee Candle template out there for fake Yankee Candle scents on the internet it has to exist
(what stage of grief is this?)
SSO blog Masterpost
Hello!
We’ve had another big wave of new sso blogs, as well as a few people messaging me and asking to be removed from the old SSO blog Masterpost, so I figured we should redo it completely to clear out any outdated blogs and blogs that might not want to be on it anymore.
Reblog this post and I will add your name to a masterpost of all ssoblr blogs that can be linked to new members asking about who to follow, as well as act as a reference for older members to look through and find new blogs they might not have seen yet :)
if tumblr tells me to turn off my ad-blocker once more time i will simply install more idc
Two bros chillin' in the hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're respectfully discussing setting up a new oil rig at your place
SSO blog Masterpost
Hello!
We’ve had another big wave of new sso blogs, as well as a few people messaging me and asking to be removed from the old SSO blog Masterpost, so I figured we should redo it completely to clear out any outdated blogs and blogs that might not want to be on it anymore.
Reblog this post and I will add your name to a masterpost of all ssoblr blogs that can be linked to new members asking about who to follow, as well as act as a reference for older members to look through and find new blogs they might not have seen yet :)
The idea has been toyed with and now it has arrived, I am hosting SSOblr's first (and hopefully annual) awards show!
The awards are vast and the blogs to be nominated are many, and I need your help narrowing down who should go in what category by nominating others, or yourself, to win. You're allowed to nominate several people to the same category, and if you don't know who to nominate for certain categories you are naturally allowed to skip them
Please note that this is not the official vote. This is the nominations to different categories. The voting will take place over a 2-day period starting October 1st.
the key to enjoying sso in peace is to ignore absolutely everything that happens on their instagram
sso bans all of ssoblr from joining the beta because we said h*rsegirl too many times
logging on to ssoblr for the first time in months be like:
HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A HORSE RACE?
FALLEN OFF THE CLIFF AT THE OBSERVATORY?
ASKED TO PERFORM CONSTRUCTION BEYOND YOUR SKILL LEVEL IN VINEYARD BASEMENTS?
REFUSED PASSAGE ON A BRIDGE UNTIL YOU WERE FORCED TO FIX IT?
HAVE YOU BEEN HARASSED BY AN INN OWNER?
FORCED TO TAKE PART IN EQUINE THEFT?
CONNED INTO SAILING A QUESTIONABLE BOAT IN AN AREA THAT HAS WRECKED EVERY VESSEL E’ER TO SAIL IT?
ASKED TO CATCH A THIEF YOURSELF RATHER THAN CALLING THE AUTHORITIES ONLY TO BE KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS AND LEFT FOR DEAD?
MANIPULATED INTO MENIAL TASKS AND ONLY GIVEN PALTRY ARTICLES OF CLOTHING AS PAYMENT?
and mostly…
BEEN THE VICTIM OF JORVIKS LAX AND OUTDATED CHILD LABOR LAWS?
Well I’m Mr. Kembell and I’m here to FIGHT! FOR! YOU!
At KEMBELL LEGAL we won’t rest until we’ve sued the pants off of every person in Jorvick your adversaries- literally, we’ll take their pants (and everything else!) Jorvik is a dangerous dangerous place for young ladies whose parents have the income to send their little brats to horsey camp for a whoooole summer, and we at KEMBELL LEGAL will make sure to bankrupt keep the citizens of Jorvik in check. No case is too big, no FEE is too big- anything for your little princess right? If you don’t win- you don’t pay (legal fees and mandatory consultations not included) !
Call us NOW at ate-ate-ate tree-hive-tree-for-fix-for-ate!
Summer break
a 10th anniversary comic from the perspective of MC
am i imagining something or was there a yule goat magic horse? from what i can remember it was a magic horse, but the magic coat was a yule goat. it’s not heidrun though.
if I had a nickel for every time a white star stable complainer said “colored people” and thought it was ok in the year of 2021
I’d have two nickels and they have a podcast together
