Norwegian Viaplay Commentators Saying How RBR Haven’t Put Any Top Class Drivers In That Second Red

*holds your face in my hands* listen to me. Mercedes is a femme. Red Bull is a butch. Ferrari is a girl you met at a club and she smiled at you and tilted your head back and poured tequila down your throat and you let her because of course you would look at her of course you'd do anything to make her smile and she giggled when you had tequila dripping down your throat and she sort of looked like she could kill you but she also sort of looked like to draw mortal blood near her would break her heart but she also sort of looked like she would cry gold tears but then she turned around and walked into the crowd and you ended up sitting on the side of the road looking at your reflection in a puddle in the stormwater drain and you never saw her again. And mclaren is a twink.

richard siken is posting lestappen and sebchal with quotes from his poems on twitter. what a turn of unexpected events.

i like to imagine charles was like

"oh a formula one driver as a special guest ? thats coo-

...

you have Got to be fuckin kidding me..."

[ sc from @/charlesandmax on twt :) ]

lestappen love heart as they race... you can't make this up

the chass has everybody in a trance today, both oscar and george didn’t even try to practice shame.. mind u they’re in a public setting

Apparently max followed a charles fan account bro is really no.1 lecfosi like i can't defend him bro

Charles, once again, sitting wherever he pleases in the cool down room. Girl is living proof of pretty privilege, max would have not let that shit slide if it were someone else 😭😭😭

Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 46

Charles: What's your type?

Max: *Suddenly shy* Well brown hair, green eyes, with dimples -

Charles: *Desperately, because Max it's bleeding out (he just cut his finger a little)* MAX, YOUR FUCKING BLOOD TYPE??

Max: Oh!

Max: B positive

Charles: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP AND TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE. NOW.

Lewis: *Watching all the drama* I should have stayed in Mercedes

In honor of this incorrect quote: Quote 27

do we look like... them ???