Wait What Did Nintendo Ds Stand For? Dick Sucking??ewwwww. The Dsi? Dick Suck International??? Ewwww

“A sleeping mother snow leopard curled up in a doughnut shape, front paws resting against her back, while her tiny, eyes-and-ears-closed kitten nuzzles into the fur of her belly and wraps their arm around her”

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your House.

Jon is such a funny bitch like while Martin was a blushing nervous guy around him Jon was like ew Martin I don’t like him whatever. And the SECOND Martin stopped being outwardly interested in him Jon was like MARTIN? MAHTIN? MAHTIN WHERE ARE YOU like they’re the definition of They fell first but the other fell harder except Martin walked down the slope very calmly while Jon just looked at the edge of the cliff and said fuck it we ball

medic balling

almost* every official splatoon gif from LINE!!! more under the cut!!!! *check reblog for the rest!!!!

you have forgotten your innocence and whimsy. go listen to Vocaloid songs about eating people and remember what it was like to be filled with childlike wonder.

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

Me when I chase my tail around my friends and I’m no longer cool and mysterious