Debating If It Would Be Funnier To Have A Bumper Sticker Saying "my Other Ride Is A [exact Make And Model

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

Starting off this mess of a blog with my spidersona (and boy am I late to post this-).

Anyways her names (S)pyro-man,

almost* every official splatoon gif from LINE!!! more under the cut!!!! *check reblog for the rest!!!!

Thinking about some of the shit people say while fucking in porn. Like “Yea u like my pussy?” What the fuck is the dude plowing you like a tractor supposed to say to that? No? 

we all joke about how deciding what's for dinner every day is awful but I'm not joking anymore. if I have to decide what to make for dinner one more time I might explode