I Feel I Should Add That I'm Not Angry At The Person Who Broke Up With Me But Just The World In General.

Bog Leaving time folks

At a party and a guy was telling me about how one of his coworkers was complaining about how he thought his dealer was lacing his heroin with cocaine and then the party guy was like “but his dealer was his brother” and I said “that’s some cocaine and abel shit” and the joke flopped so hard but I stand by it so I had to share it somewhere

Converting sadness into anger like some satanic (praise be) steam engine may not be a healthy coping mechanism, but idk, looks pretty good...

From now on, all of my intrusive thoughts will be voiced by Waluigi.

Out scrolling the void rn

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

Solving a debate my mother and sister have been having recently

Remember to reblog for a bigger sample size

He's got the same blanket as (and a similar expression to) my dog lol

Yes there is a second underneath; she likes her cushioning.

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today