Converting Sadness Into Anger Like Some Satanic (praise Be) Steam Engine May Not Be A Healthy Coping

Pronouns are legos, and I'm a caffeinated 12 year old.

pronouns don't mean gender and it should not be the base assumption that they do. send post

There's always the vulture bee.

A bee-mosquito hybrid that produces honey from blood. 

People fail to realise that I am almost always off in my own world. I do not ignore you intentionally, I just don't realise that the world my body is in wants my attention. Be gentle with my wandering brain, because it will overreact to your offence.

Solving a debate my mother and sister have been having recently

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It's kinda been a brute force process for me. I still don't get every rhythm or pitch right, and I've been playing the piano for at least 14 years (unless you count what I did at 2 years old with no lessons as "playing piano", in which case 16). I also play guitar, but the process is similar.

As you do more playing, you'll find your brain automatically places notes correctly (I no longer have to think almost at all about notes within one ledger line of the main stave for either clef) which will help with playing rhythm, which should also be getting better with playing. You can also train rhythm specifically with exercises. This can be as simple as ignoring the pitch of a note and just playing/clapping rhythms, or you can use exercises you find online.

I did grades, and the progression of these can be very helpful. Not only does the gradual increase in the difficulty of pieces give a nice guided progression, but the exam board I use now, Trinity, has exercises at the back of each book, of which you must learn some (i think one from each category), and one category is rhythm. For my grade six, for example, one of them was all about 3:2 (three against two) polyrhythms, look them up to figure them out, or you can ask and I'll try to explain.

Overall, keep trying to have fun. Play things you enjoy, play things you think are weird or might be a good challenge, improvise, whatever. Just play stuff, it'll get easier.

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU READ MUSIC NOTES??? HOW????

Fuck yeah

OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK I MIGHT MAKE IT I MIGHT BEAT MY FIRST DEMON IN ALMOST A DECADE OF PLAYING THIS GAME OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK IT COULD HAPPEN IT COULD HAPPEN OH FUCK OH FUCK

*hears a 9 note guitar lick in mind and takes 4d4 psychic damage*

curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape

(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)

I think we should put all spiders in a place that isn't my house. That would be pretty neat, in my opinion.

He's got the same blanket as (and a similar expression to) my dog lol

Yes there is a second underneath; she likes her cushioning.

it’s like he knows I’m going to take his balls today