READ THE EPI PEN INSTRUCTIONS TOO!

The shoes y'all help me pick out which I got as a present from my fam have arrived 🥺 Ragnar says they look great and would look even greater if I took them out for a walk... with him in tow 😂

as a gay, i do it daily by simply existing :)

i thought it was just me

the feminine urge to create a new playlist for every fictional couple i read about

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

its ✨art✨

the people behind makesweet in like the 2000s or something idk: ok let's make some cool templates for people to make animated e-cards to send to their friends on valentines day :)

tumblr users, almost 20 years later:

my gender is a mood that only the very wise can decode

Describe your gender with a picture you already have saved on your phone that has nothing to do with gender

i only interact with like 10 blogs here then leave and watch from the sidelines

we love them and will support them always but omfg look at these idiots! pHIL STOP SWALLOWING GLUE!!! omg dAniEL yOu dOnT neEd to bE iNcreDibly dEep and MeaNinGfuL alL the TiMe

love how the entire fandom collectively is like “this is dan and phil. they’re idiots, we hate them. but i have watched every single upload and will continue to do so for the rest of time.” like. ive never seen another fandom do that.

the accuracy tho

ITS YOU! IVE SEEN YOU ON EVERY SINGLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM THAT EXISTS

Despite the fact that I’m only on two?

one time i was very late for class and the printer i was using broke down RIGHT AS I TRIED TO PRINT SOMETHINg. and a fellow student came over (obviously seeing my distress) and said “sup? having trouble? here…” and fucking took off his shoe and HIT THE PRINTER WITH IT. “excuse me what is that supposed to do,” i asked. and he was like “this piece of shit is out to get you. you just have to show it whose boss“ and then he LEFT and i never saw him again but i’ll always remember the boy who smacked a printer with his shoe to make it work for me

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice