You Know, Having Had My Name Legally Changed Forever Ago, It’s Fucking Wild To Open Random Accounts

One more joke hate: You may claim to be a woman but biologically you are a featherless biped and thus a man.

Finally a good argument for why I'm actually a man

Kenzie is honestly the best character in the entire show (Bo is still bae though)

gay ppl be like yea these are my comfort characters *literal ray of sunshine*, *murderer*, *war criminal*, *six feet under*

This is honestly the best thing I’ve ever seen

I’m dying

This is literally what we do every time I get together with my best friend

Edgar Allen Poe: There’s a body under the floorboards, it’s heart beats to the sound of your guilt.

Everyone else: umm...

Edgar Allen Poe: The raven knows your name, it knocks on your window, quoting forevermore.

Everyone else: You okay, bro?

I finally found it! The best explanation of my sexuality (demisexual):

Mentally: a romantic

Physically: an asexual

Spiritually: a fucking slut

Currently fighting the trans masculine urge to cut the sleeves off all my shirts

You like a girl with a lot of personality, you say?

meirl