I’m Dying

Porch Swinging Spirit: A Hauntingly Peaceful Scene.

Salem the cat from Sabrina the Teenage Witch

Salem was sentenced by the Witch's Council to spend 100 years as a cat, as punishment for trying to take over the world.

And he’ll be dammed if he ain’t gonna be a sarcastic attention whore the entire time

I like the idea of witches familiars being monstrous beasts that witches have trapped in the bodies of small animals. They can no longer wreck havoc on villages for fun or whatever monsters do, so they just sit there being a convenient source of magical power and acting grumpy about it

in a constant state of ‘how dare you assume i know what i’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what i’m doing’   

SO THATS WHY SHE COULDNT HEAR THE PRINCE CALLING AFTER HER

someone pointed out that disney’s cinderella has no ears and I can’t stop thinking about it

Pokémon Go!

I love jaywalking with strangers. They can’t kill all of us!!!

Relatable

this morning when i was on register this guy gave me cash n it was all wet n he said sorry i fell in a lake

hah, witch! why you mad? because my eldritch blasts severely and yours don't?

How Gay Is It?

How Gay Is It?

The Kinsey Scale applied to movies, tv shows, music, and books.

I love this website so much just for the discriptions

Favourite songs too short? Turn your favourite song into a 2-hour album with just one simple trick! Passengers in the car are gonna love it!