I Feel Like There Is A Rule That Speirs Cannot Be Left Alone With Penkala And Skinny, Because The Latter
i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid
like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this
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contrary to popular belief, the eyes of a shark are full of life, love and serenity
Winters: Have you been hiding the same fat raccoon in Captain Sobels cot?
Shifty *Holding a fat Raccoon with a ribbon on its head* No, sir. But I'm sure whoever is does not feel guilty in the slightest.
Babe: I lied to Gene. I told him I would leave hlm alone, but I will not.
Babe: I will remain close by to provide unseen moral support.
Imagine the Easy boys finding a frickin' flame thrower.
Lipton: We are not taking the flame thrower-
Speirs: *grabs the flame thrower and uses it in mid air* BURN BABY BURN
Easy Company: *hides behind Lipton*
[E Company huddled around a table]
Guarnere: Hey! Cap’n Winters, Cap’n Nixon, c’mere for a second!
Luz: We have something for ya!
Nixon & Winters: *jogging over*
Nixon: Whatcha got there?
E Company: *smiling*
Liebgott: *gives them both hand-made Father’s Day cards signed by all of them*
Winters, a mess: Oh...my...God
Nixon: *crying*
Babe: *hands Speirs a card* We made one for you, too, Lieutenant Speirs.
Malarkey: Do you like it?
Speirs, choking up: It’s fine.
Liebgott: look can we just skip the whole fight thing? It's getting a bit tedious
Webster: "Tedious"?? have you been reading again?
Babe Heffron: Captain? I’m having problems with a boy.
Ron Speirs: Like “his dead body won’t fit into your trunk” problems or “you like him” problems?
Babe Heffron: … “I like him” problems.
Ron Speirs: Too bad, I could have helped with the other one.
Babysitter Speirs: *hiding in the bathroom with a glass of wine*
Easy Company: *screaming and destroying the house*
Speirs, to the camera: Lipton is out of town, and I desperately needed a drink to get through the rest of the night. So I’m hiding in the bathroom, having a drink. Is that wrong?
Probably Luz: *breaking something expensive upstairs*
Speirs: They don’t ever go away. They want everything you have.
Speirs: *points camera under the door*
Shifty: *on the ground, staring through the crack curiously*
Speirs: See? He follows me everywhere.
Shifty: Hi.
Shifty: Hi.
Speirs: Hi.
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***No disrespect is meant towards any of the real men of Easy Company. This is based off of the HBO series*** Webster friendly posts, since everyone hates the him for no reason
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