Disastrous Date Ideas

death prompts that tore my heart apart:

(feel free to use<3 tw/mentions of blood! @urfriendlywriter yall.. 18th to 25th ones</3 tag me when yall write, i wanna read!!)

cradling them into your arms, blood smearing all over you

^ they try to smile, followed by an immediate hiss

"it hurts, huh."

"shh, it's gonna be fine. please keep talking." "i can't.. t-talk-"

their blood smudged hand reach for your cheek. eyes trying to focus on you

"i.. love you."

"this is not your fault."

"i can't.. *tearing up* i can't feel your touch."

eyes tearing up, not knowing what to tell you

"it hurts so much, it's so.." frustrated tears flow because there's nothing they can do now

"please don't leave me.." "i want to rest, my love."

hugging them, saying something to them and then panicking, when they don't respond. (bonus points if one said i love you and the other died right after hearing it!!)

wincing between every word.

"I'm- so...so sorry."

"You're my heaven o-on earth, did you k-know that? :)" followed my an attempt at a smile that shreds you apart.

constant shortness of breath.

they take your hand and kiss it, griping it tight. it's when their grip loosens, you know...

"You've to live your life, [name]. You need to survive, and move on, and-and be.. happy. The happiest. just like i am now."

^ "why are you happy--now?" "because i get to die in your arms. the safest place.."

noticing a tear rush down their cheek after they've closed their eyes.

"no, no-no, fuck, [name], don't give up on me like that, please-please.. stay.."

"I'm gonna get you--" "no, no, no.. no don't. don't l-leave me alone, [name]. I can't br-breathe..."

"let go of me, love, I'm gonna sleep now."

lying near their cold unmoving body.

^ holding their limb hand, praying that this is all a nightmare and then you can wake up to their cheerful self. stupid hope.

writing prompts for writers with no motivation

pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something

Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.

Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.

Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.

pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.

lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really

Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay

make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want

write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.

In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.

write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man

write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb

invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better

plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent

write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything

Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.

oblivious idiots in love

“ you really don’t see it, do you? “

“ if there’s nothing going on there, you don’t mind if i ask [her] out, do you? “

“ you flat out just admitted you have feelings for me. “

“ i think i’m falling in love with you. “

“ is that really all [she] is to you? “

“ [he] kissed you? “ it was more of a peck... “

“ [she’s] just a friend? “

“ you’re so full of shit. “

“ come on, you’re in love with [her]. “

“ doesn’t take an idiot to figure it out. “ “ are you calling me an idiot? “

“ i’ve been wanting to kiss you for a while. “

“ so you kissed [him], and then you... “ “ ran away. i mean... “

“ friends don't look at each other that way. “

“ not like i’ve fantasized about you, or anything… “

“ friends don’t talk about each other that way. “

“ you said i had nice lips. who says that? “

“ it’s just an innocent kiss. “

“ it’s easy to confuse feelings for something they aren’t, especially when eye-contact is involved. “

“ friends kiss each other all the time, right? “

“ we're just friends. “

“ you're still hung up on [name of ex]. “

“ if you refuse to make a move, i will. “

'' man, fuck that guy. [he] doesn't deserve [her].''

'' go show [her] what [she’s] missing. “

“ god, just, put us all out of our misery and admit it already. “

“ you were practically made for each other. “

“ she shut me down last time, remember? “

“ you’re in denial. “

“ i am not in denial! “

“ you should be with someone who respects you. “ “ and who would that be? “

“ look me in the eyes, and tell me you don’t feel something for [them]. “

“ do you have a crush on me or something? “

“ are you asking me out? “ “ no! i mean yes, maybe, as friends? “

“ don’t let this one go. ''

'' he’s perfect for you. ''

“ unless you don't like me, in which case i take it back. “

“ do you think that this, us… do you think it could be something more? “

“ [she’s] everything i ever wanted, but i don’t want to risk losing [her] as a friend. “

“ i’m worried, that if we go there, and things don't work out... you know, things might never be the same. “

“ you know that’s not the case. [she] adores you. “

“ you’re more than just friends. it’s obvious. “

“ of course i love [him]. we’ve been friends for ages. “

“ grow some balls and be honest with [her]. “

Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)

There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A

Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.

You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !

I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!

What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...

You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .

You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.

Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.

Have you ever been horny for food?

I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .

I want a hug! But don't touch me.

Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .

Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.

One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.

Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?

You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!

I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!

Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.

If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.

Do you have dialogue for asking to kiss your best friend?

asking to kiss your best friend prompts

“ okay, this is going to sound crazy, and you're totally free to punch me in the face, but... “

“ i can't believe i'm even admitting to this but, you now, i've always kinda wondered what it would be like to kiss you. “

“ do... platonic best friends kiss each other? “ “ people make-out all the time. for pleasure, you know. doesn't always mean there's feelings involved. “

“ so... does that mean you've thought about this for quite a while, or... “ “ no. no, it's totally just something that crossed my mind today. “

“ come on, you're attractive, and you're a great guy. you've got good lips... “

“ we're friends. “ “ yeah, friends kiss each other all the time, right? “

“ you're right, it's weird. “ “ no, it's not weird, it's just -- i've never really thought about it before. “

“ you never thought about it? not even once? “

“ this is awkward. “ “ yeah... it is. “

“ i'm sorry for bringing it up. “ “ actually, i would love to kiss you. “

“ you mean, you, and me? kissing? “

“ what do you say, you and me, just get it done and over with? “

“ come on, you've never thought about it? “ “ maybe once or twice. “

“ you mean us, kissing? “ “ can't say it never crossed my mind. “

“ let's just... kiss to see what it's like. “

“ fuck it. get over here. let's do it. “

“ it's just an innocent kiss. it's not like it means anything. “

“ come on, you talk about your... bedroom adventures all the time, and from what i can tell, you're pretty successful, so... maybe i'm a little curious. “

“ wait, you're serious? you're actually going to kiss me? “ “ it's not like i have anything better to do. “

“ i mean, it's a little awkward, but i guess things could always be... more awkward? “

steamy prompts:

(feel free to use <3 4th and 3rd prompt along with 12th and 14th feels so OMFNSNANXJ, YALL TAG ME WHEN U WRITE)

hugged so close to their body, mouth wide open as they smirk against it. not kissing yet.

"don't move."

"don't you dare give me that look."

"you don't know how much i think about you." they say, avoiding eye contact. and WHEN THEIR EYES DO MEET YOURS, THEY MUMBLE, "about how much i want to rip that clothing off of you."

"god, you smell so fucking good."

"you blow my mind, love." they say, breathing heavy. eyes looking at yours with amusement, you smile and they kiss it. they pull you closer to their body, and they kiss your smile.

"How wonderful can you be?"

"Take me to my bed."

"i think i need a minute," they breathe out, collapsing near you, hugging your body close as they kiss your back and shoulders.

"i missed you." "show me how much.."

"kiss me harder."

when they trail kisses down your body but hesitates over where you want them to actually kiss until you're crying and begging for me

"touch me, right--there"

"clothes off. now."

they kiss your thighs, fingers trialing it up, they breathe heavily, "tell me where you want me. how you want me."

"God, you feel so soft."

"Lie down."

"You like that, sweetheart ?"

"awh, does my baby like being a slut?" *absolutely in a mocking tone*

"go on, don't be shy" ¬.¬

Top Tips for Clues, Red Herrings, and Breadcrumbs

One of the most important parts of writing MYSTERY is figuring out what to do with clues and red herrings - and how to use them effectively. Here’s some advice that’s never steered me wrong: 

Hide the real clue before the false ones! Most people, so by extent your readers and your sleuth, tend to focus on the last piece of information presented to them. A good strategy is to mention/show your real clue and then quickly shift focus. 

Do a clue cluster! Squeeze your real clue in among a whole pile of red herrings or other clues, effectively hiding it in plain sight. This works especially well with multiple suspect mysteries. 

Struggling to think of what a clue could be? Try this list: 

Physical objects: Letters, notes, tickets, emails, keepsakes, text messages, diaries, etc. 

Dialogue: voicemail recordings, overheard conversations, hearsay, gossip, rumours. All of these can hold grains of truth! 

Red herrings distract and confound your protagonist and your reader, so you should be careful not to overuse them. Well balanced, red herrings should lead your characters down false paths to create confusion, tension, and suspense.

Contradictions! Have characters claim they did so-and-so at such-and-such a time, but other characters have evidence that contradicts this.

Balance! Avoid a clue that’s so obvious it’s like a neon sign saying “Look at me, I’m a clue!” but don’t make it so obscure it’ll be missed entirely. A good clue should leave a reader saying “Damn, I should have noticed that” 

gestures that gets me on my knees.

(feel free to use<3 the kisses ones are.. im- i-... yall better tag when u write these or else check under ur bed before sleep! :) )

lingering with your lips open, touching, but not kissing, and this one glance at their eyes and you say fuck it and pull at their collar to kiss them

heavily breathing after a kiss (damn ittitit)

gulping when they get a little too close

and not knowing how to talk or exist after they finish kissing you like they've been needing that kiss for a lifetime!!!

loosing your mind when they tilt your chin to look you in the eye

pulling them by their belt to kiss them>>

lazy kisses in the morning, that starts with a grunt as they pull you closer to them as you try to get up and lazily placing kisses all over face and ends with a hoarse whisper from them asking you to stay. fucjfuck

their mouth at your ear, whispering!!!

"give me a chance. to prove what i can make you feel." (ohmykgodks)

when they kiss you, hard, gripping, shaking breaths, fists in each other's clothes, against a wall, but they stop. and smirk, "you want that, love? i want cuddles though." and their grin is too wide, stupid and cocky and beautiful.

you're holding on by a thread and they sort of grin against your lips, mumbling, "just lose control, love."

that glance at your body with their eyes subtly widening, almost gulping as they take in your attire. fuck.

the lips are hot, soft, settling, nibbling and gasping, pulling onto each other for more and when you stop, they have their eyes closed, heavily exhaling, hair ruffled, and they look like the prettiest mess ever.

holding your hands above your head as they kiss you

—Prompt List <3

angst

"It would be better if you stayed away from me."

"Do you really want me? Or is this your way of getting back at my father?"

"You have given me enough memories to last a lifetime."

"If I ask you to kiss me in front of all these people, will you do it?"

"I am here to tell you that I cannot meet you anymore."

“you always push people away. i just thought you’d never do it to me”

“i know i have a heart because i can feel it breaking”

“i hate the way that i don’t hate you.”

“i didn’t realise i was such an inconvenience.”

“how many times am i supposed to forgive you?”

“all my friends told me you’d break my heart.”

“how could you let them say that about me?”

“i’d take our relationship back in a heartbeat.”

“i don’t see the same person i loved when i look at you anymore.”

“promise me you’ll still be here when i wake up.”

“you look happier”

“you still live in the silences between my thoughts.”

“i am in love with a moment we never had.”

“you didn’t just break promises, you broke me.”

"Don't go on that date." "Why?" "You know why." "Say it."

fluff

“if you cry, i’ll cry ─ and that won’t be fun for anyone.”

“my lipgloss is all over your lips.”

“that’s the first time i’ve ever seen you smile.”

“you cancelled plans for me?”

“quick, kiss me!”

“that’s the sixth time you’ve complimented me today.”

“how mad would you be if i kissed you?”

“it’s hard to sit here and be close to you and not kiss you.”

“ i never planned to have you on my mind this often”

“ i never want to stop making memories with you”

“a sky full of stars, and i’d still watch you.”

“my heart is so full of you i can hardly call it my own.”

“ i think i might be in some kind of love with you.”

“your lips look cold, want me to warm them up for you? “

"don't lie, your dimple usually shows when you're actually smiling. what's wrong?"

"i heard what you said...no one's ever talked about me that way before.."

“here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window.”

“Oh my god you never told me you could cook”

“I know it’s 2 in the morning but do you want to...” 

"Can I wear your sweater? It smells like you, I can't promise to give it back though."

smut

“shh. there’s people in the other room.”

"I need you to be quiet for me, okay?"

“say you want me, and i’m yours.”

“my boyfriend/girlfriend would kill us.”

“there’s so many things i wanna do to you.”

“i didn’t like the way they were looking at you.”

“ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you.”

“i’m going to ruin you.”

“want me to model these for you?”

“no ones here. we can be as loud as we want.”

“do you think of me when you touch yourself?”

“if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up.”

"what's the matter, love? you get nervous when i look at you like this?"

"what pretty noises you're making for me… am i making you feel good?"

Car sex in the rain

“against the window? are you insane?”

“leave the heels on.”

"I swear I'm gonna fuck the next person that walks through that door."

"Oh princess, I thought we learn from the last time you decided to make me jealous."

"I thought we agreed to share her?"

25 Natural Enemies Prompts

Conflict is at the heart of a good story, and some characters seem destined to butt heads. Of course, in some cases, the same characters may also have a lot in common. Some of the pairings on this list could be friends who bicker about a particular issue. Most of them could be true adversaries. They could even be enemies who wind up becoming friends or falling in love. Try writing about one of these pairs.

a vegan and a steakhouse owner

a warrior and a pacifist

soldiers of opposing armies

two people on opposing political campaigns

an evangelical minister and an atheist

a celebrity and a tabloid photographer

a moderator on a website and an Internet troll

a neat person and a slob

two people in love with the same person

a conservationist and a real estate developer

a cat lover and someone who’s scared of cats

a jock and a nerd

a doctor and a faith healer

a prince and an anti-monarchist

a modest person and a person with no inhibitions

owners of two competing shops or restaurants in a small town

a small business owner and the CEO of a big retail chain

a city lover and an outdoorsy type

a fugitive and a U.S. Marshal

an eternal optimist and a pessimist

two people vying for the same promotion at work

a district attorney and a public defender on the same case

a spendthrift and a miser

a school principal or headmaster and a juvenile delinquent

a human and an alien invader