Multifandomnerdygeek - Your Mom

I was bored and made a lot of dumb memes, so here ya go ig….

I was just pulling random cards from my ‘cards against muggles’ game, but can someone please write a fanfic about this?

Not my meme, still funny though (in my opinion)

From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.

🥵 guardian of secrets 🐸 I will fix your girlfriend

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Ok, but this is hilarious ngl

i know this please help me

If Belle never found the castle…

Ok, so there’s this thing at our school that you can send a chocolate Santa to another student. This is how it works: You pay 2€, then you get a piece of paper to write down the name and class of the person you want to send a Santa to and if you want, you can add a short message. Then, on Dec 6th, that person gets a chocolate Santa plus the message you wrote them. Now, I’m planning on doing this for my little brother this year. That’s a nice thing to do, right? Yeah…except he’s allergic to chocolate and the message will be “You can’t eat this haha”. I’m a lovely sister, I know.