I Was Bored And Made A Lot Of Dumb Memes, So Here Ya Go Ig….

I was just pulling random cards from my ‘cards against muggles’ game, but can someone please write a fanfic about this?

Not my meme, still funny though (in my opinion)

If Belle never found the castle…

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

True

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

From “der falsche Kalender” (“the false calendar”) by Marc Uwe Kling (German comedian). This calendar contains 365 falsely attributed quotes (and always either says saturday or sunday for anyone confused) and yesterday’s….. didn’t age well.

Honestly, I love these kind of excavation sites, there’s just so much to discover!

This is Bob. Bob the balloon. Bob just wanted you to know that you’re amazing and he hopes you have a great day!

True story.

🥵 guardian of secrets 🐸 I will fix your girlfriend

Here's Yours Certainly Not a Porn Bot Tumblr Description Generator

possible results include: stabbing, cannibalism, frogs, blogging from Mariana Trench and being god 💖

please tag what you got!