WARNING: SPOILERS FOR TFONE Current hyperfixations; Transformers and DC (animation specifically) Please interact w me about them, I would love the company, excuse the mess. :> :]
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The sillies
Pt. 1 - Pt. 2 - Pt. 3 - Pt. 4
kinktober 03 : gags
@tf-kinktober2024
some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.
HEWWOOOO today's suggestion is this video hfjdhjsd https://www.tumblr.com/the-real-seebs/761705340004974592?source=share
Like in my head it would be funny as ultra magnus/minimus but really anyone you think would be funny would work. OP would do this probably. Or like shockwave.
HANDS DOWN ONE OF THE FUNNIEST ASKS I HAVE RECEIVED SO FAR. I knew I had to do it even if it would be a lot of work. SO HERE IT IS!! Minimus Ambus going crazy in the Transformers historical museum. Very proud and laughing my ass off. Thank you anon for making me do this I love you xoxo.
The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.
Eat them.
Your writing will always feel awkward to you, because you wrote it.
Your plot twists will always feel predictable, because you created them.
Your stories will always feel a bit boring to you, because you read them a million times.
They won't feel like that for your reader.
Crossposted from BlueSky!
Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.
Aaahhuughh
The only one left.
Megasound Week 2024 - 02: LOSS
Soundwave misses his other symbiotes. He won’t let anything happen to Laserbeak.
I should have gone to sleep two hours ago but I had to make this because it was funny as shit to my sleep deprived mind.
What is or isn’t a slur can be highly contextual, y'all.
“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.
“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.
“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.
In conclusion, stop buying into this fucking “q slur” bullshit. Queer people talking about the queer community aren’t using it as a slur any more than a gay man calling himself gay is using that term as a slur.
A commission for @emsiesecretstuff !! It's a scene of her MegOP fic :D Commissions are still open if you want one!
CW: breaking and entering, canon typical violence and Dub/noncon vibes
Go read the fic!!!
Starscream
As an aroace I engage with romance and sex from a fantasy-level type of distance in the way that whenever I remember that people in real life actually want to touch each other's genitals I get the same wave of "hold the fuck up" that I would get if someone reminded me dragons exist.
Reblog if you're asexual and tired
Build a b
Butt comparisons. All of that extra shockwave mass has to go somewhere~!
• Complete a task
• Doing self care activites
• Eating some food
• Celebrating your little wins.
• Playing with a dog
• Playing with a baby
• Holding hands
• Hugging someone
• Giving someone else a compliment
• Meditating
• Running
• Be in the sun
• Walk in nature
• Swimming
• Laughing exercises
• Essential oils
• Eating dark chocolate
• Running
It's ok to want money. It's ok to be upset that you're poor and wishing to be rich. I understand. People who say that money doesn't buy happiness have never eaten pasta every day because it's 50 cents at the grocery store or been short on money for christmas presents. Constantly scraping by makes people miserable and depressed and of course you're gonna dream about money, about being happy and priviledged. That's not greedy or horrible, that's life. It's ok.
ratchet sez
mun: Lovely Commision by the oh so talented @maxicaiman.
I love this with all my heart. I adore ratchet and we don't get to see him happy very often. he has the cutest brightest smile. This sweet medic deserves the world. Thank you Max, for capturing just how cute This old mech can be *huggs*
Transformers Funnies [TFA Style]
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / ?
Notes on how I draw him
Following up on my Transformers Flash Games post here, I thought I'd go through the Internet Archive and pull up all the currently available Transformers games! :)
Some of these can be played in browser, while others may require DOSBox or other virtual machine to run-- I still don't know how to make old software work on modern shit, otherwise I would be messing around in Windows 3.1 right now LOL, but if you know how to do that, have fun!!! :)
In chronological order, and games in bold can be played in browser:
The Transformers (1985) - Commodore 64
Transformers: The Battle to Save the Earth (1986) - Commodore 64
Transformers: Generation 2 (1993) - Tiger Handheld
Beast Wars (1998) - Windows 95
Beast Wars Transmetals (2000) - PS2
Transformers The Game (2007) - Windows XP/Vista
Transformers Creative Studio (2007) - PC, Check Specs
War for Cybertron (2010) - Windows XP/Vista/7
Transformers Rise of the Dark Spark (2014) - PC, Check Specs
Transformers Devastation (2015) - PC, Check Specs
There are almost certainly a few I've missed, as sometimes searching the Internet Archive can be tricky depending on how things have been tagged etc., but when I have the chance to do a deeper dive I'll update this post! :)
Hopefully this is helpful for someone!
Chase but i ruined him and made him british
(Wagon Wheel - Old Crow Medicine Show)
They’re taking a break from being doomed by the narrative
mean girls
Compilation I made of some of my favorite TFA clips
what that tongue do…