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Writing Prompt
"Whatever will I do without you?"
Why did he say 'will' and not 'would'? Does he imagine I'd leave him now? How could I walk away from the most tenacious and formidable friend I've ever had the good fortune of making?
Watson: Look at the stars! They’re so beautiful…
Mary: They are.
Watson: You know who’s even more beautiful?
Mary: *blushing* Who?
Watson: Holmes.
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HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS??
Got me woooping in my quiet empty apartment
we as a society need to embrace the fact that martin freeman is actually fine as hell
Sough ||
"The soughing of the wind in the branches of the trees"
Then my whole family mocks me for having watched them all. Ah y'all okay there??? Do y'all not know good film???
it always weirds me out that there are people out there who havent seen all the lord of the rings movies. like are you okay??? do you want me to come watch them with you??? should i bring pizza and blankets to make a fort??? lets marathon them please
molly hooper and her banger quotes
in actuality sherlock drives because john doesnt have a license but sherlock doesnt know this (he usually just walks up to the car to find john already sitting shotgun) so one day sherlock’s like “why don’t you ever drive?” and john’s like “i dont have a license” and sherlocks like “so? neither do i” JFNDBSKJALJD
JOHNLOCK FANFIC CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL
Cases: NO TIME FOR REAL CASES. THERE'S PORN ON THE HORIZON. (Either story begins just after a case, or incorporates a few legit-sounding details.)
Anderson: Not usually in story but inevitably mentioned with appropriate scorn.
Mycroft: Usually either very for or very against Johnlock. Either way he's kinkily watching the CCTV.
Tea: Everyone drinks at least half their body weight in tea during the course of a story. Even drabbles. You see that 800-word story? 400 of those words deal with making tea.
Milk: Getting the milk is a thing. It's practically a euphemism at this point. If Sherlock gets the milk, he's DTF. Or apologizing, and then offering his body as an extra form of apologetic-ness.
Mrs. Hudson: Ships Johnlock like a beast. Hell, she usually has some kind of Johnlockfucking-sense. She just KNOWS when they're hooking up and is determined to facilitate this/make it kind of embarrassing for them in a cute way.
Mummy Holmes: For not actually being in the show, she's surprisingly mentioned a lot. She's everything from a horrid bitch to actually a really loving rich lady who somehow just has these two weirdo sons.
Moran: Ditto, kind of. Moran is sometimes a woman, sometimes a man, sometimes seduces Moriarty/John/Sherlock/all of the above. Also somehow capable of holding 7 laser pointers I mean snipers in TGG.
Jumpers: JOHN WEARS JUMPERS ALL THE DAYS AND SHERLOCK SECRETLY LIKES IT.
Boredom: The best way to cure Sherlock's boredom to sex him vigorously. Or somehow get him hooked on James Bond and/or Doctor Who.
Sexytiems: This is the fun part. There is so much beautiful variation here. John is everything from secretly gay, to comfortably bisexual, to not even really wanting to fuck Sherlock but kind of wanting to anyway. Likewise, Sherlock is everything from purely virginal, to wholeheartedly asexual, to secretly shagging half of London for a case. Their sex ranges from WE ARE GODS OF LOVEMAKING to it goes where?
Common Situations: Being outed at crime scenes, very thorough medical investigations, post-case-compulsion-to-fuck, the Scotland Yard has a betting pool, heartfelt realizations during kidnapping, gratuitous casual high-functioning sociopath nudity.
Violin: Totally a euphemism. He took dat bow in his hand like some kind of musical god slut and handled it with sexual precision.
AUs: Dude, I don't even understand this crazy shit. There's wings and cats and Greek alphabet letters thrown all over the place.
Genderswap: Love it, but it's really funny because we never know what to call Sherlock other than Sherlock. Sherlock...ina? Sherlockette? Dafuq.
Avengers: They show up a lot, somehow. I think it's because we're all from tumblr and Hiddles is love.
Conclusion: I fucking love this fandom never change.
They put the "girl" and the "power" in girl power
life sucks but ballet/rugby johnlock is soft
//dont repost my art period plz and thank you//
I just can't with these candid freebatch moments...
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May Prompts 🌺
Word prompts to use for doodling or writing
strawberries
adventure
golden hour
lake house
picnic
mayflower
nostalgia
homecoming
juice box
farmer’s market
morning light
birdsong
drive-in theater
island
photographs
riptide
coffee-to-go
tree house
instrument
cerulean
porch
animal shelter
lemonade
potted plant
spirit
milkshake
orchids
field
petrichor
sketching
memory lane
All the queer representation we're getting this year is Phenomenal!!!
In love with the love fellas 🏳️🌈💖🤗
Ahhkjhhhjhgh when he says Char and immediately panics that he's been "too much" and Charlie just beams. 😍🤗
MY HEARTTTTTT!!!
i was unaware their shipname was narlie until literally five seconds ago and im cackling
10000%!!!!!!! 😭😍
underrated Heartstopper moment: Nick's little smile after Darcy puts "we're such meddling gays and I love it" on the group chat because yeah. the feeling of being surrounded by other queer people for the first time and being able to make jokes about it knowing that you're in a safe space. knowing the people around you Get It for the first time. finding a place where queerness is lighthearted when it feels so overwhelming when you first discover it. its such a specific queer experience and I felt so seen in that moment.
🤗 I didn't cry. I don't know what you mean.
Gahhhhhhhhh season 2!!!!!!!! Come quick!!!!
yes i love nick and charlie a normal amount!
Ed ‘Blackbeard’ Teach + Leather
Costume Designer: Christine Wada
I am Broken
How does it feel… to be in love?
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH → 1.05 | 1.10
Thinking I should actually start writing a short fic because the number of snippets I have in my notes app is getting a bit overwhelming.
Blackbeard and Stede in Our Flag Means Death 1x09
listen…. middle aged ships are my jam. there’s something hopeful about seeing two older people fall in love (or still being in love) on my screen.
give me two workaholics who realise there’s more to life than their job when they meet each other.
give me two people who’ve been to hell and back together for years and have always had each others backs.
give me two people who’ve been married for decades and are more in love than ever.
give me two lonely people thrown together in a life or death situation and let them realise they wouldn’t want anyone else by their side.
give me two people who’ve been heartbroken more times than they can count who find hope in each other.
GIVE ME OLDER SHIPS
Opera - karaoke!
No more sleep at 221B while Sherlock learns a new Pavarotti piece.
okay hear me out: i think it would be really funny if sherlock holmes played the trombone
Love love LOVE THESE
Postcards made for Sherlock Seattle 2016 n.n ♥
Impulse control? Who's that? I don't know her?
*buys more shit she doesn't intend on using*
