“You And Me, Matrix Chamber, No One Else, One Last Time!”

Hope is a tree 🌲 cat 🐈 she has a whimpering little meow when she wants something but can be quite loud and has a chirpy purr

if we’re all going to be social-distancing/quarantining for a bit please reply to this with a picture of your pet!

we could all use a little softness right now

here’s my baby boy after our run in the park last week — he always refuses to drink the water i bring him but wants to sip out of every puddle

Reblog if yuri on ice saved your life

NO THE FUCK THEY DID NOT 🤣

Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something

some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.

a summary of the consequences of my life because I read percy jackson

Genuinely one of the games that made my childhood (and I was a few years late to it).

I played the ranger series when I was like 10 in around 2012 and it seriously changed the course of my writing abilities so much!

Not to mention the fan fiction community was so active for years! The retellings of the game were so well thought out and amazing.

I loved Shadows of Almia so much I bought a second copy to replay as many times as I wanted (because I really cared about keeping that first play through file for some reason 😅). So I’ve played it about 6 times now...

Alright guys. Best video game ever made:

Pokémon Ranger: Shadows Of Almia (2008)

This season gave me everything I ever wanted, in the way that so many shows have let me down in the past.

My entire life I‘ve been used to wishing for things that never come true.

Thank you, Noelle Stevenson, and every single other person on this team who made this possible!

Anyway I want to tell bi girls, especially with how disgustingly biphobic twitter has been, that if you have a preference for men, don’t feel obligated to try and make yourself seem more “gay.” You’re enough. Don’t suppress your attraction for temporary validation. Your love for all genders is real & valid. you shouldn’t feel restricted or that you have to make fifty wlw moodboards and strip your pages of any mention of men to prove your worth to biphobes. Men are hot. Talk about how much you find them attractive without shame.

Seeing Jodie Whittaker and Sacha Dhawan in other shows together is so surreal, no wonder they have such amazing chemistry