Ok so I was looking for historical slang terms for penis (gotta be era-accurate when writing vintage dick jokes) and I came across….something
some linguist compiled a literal timeline of genitalia slang–a cock compendium, if you will–that dates back all the way to the fucking 13th CENTURY. This motherfucker tracked the evolution of erection etymology through 800+ years, because if he doesn’t do it, who else will? Thank you for your service, Johnathon Green.
I’ve decided that one of my next sewing projects will be this dress.
Whether this is a good idea or not, only time will tell.
However, I was wondering if any other cosplayers or sewers had any advice as to what fabric would be best.
Right now I’m thinking crepe-back satin as it has a gentle shine, a nice texturised finish and would look right for the gold sections.
However, it also has a one-way stretch to it, which I think could be helpful in a dress like this, but having worked with it a couple of times now I know that it’s a little bit volatile 😰.
There’s also the matter of needing a lining in order to get the sweetheart neckline.
I also plan on only making the back open down to the braline as I want to have as much comfort in this as possible.
Anyway this might sound just like ramblings and thoughts but I was wondering if anyone had any fabric ideas or thoughts ✨
Staying up until 4am to read incredible fanfiction seems like such a good idea at the time 😅
Hope is a tree 🌲 cat 🐈 she has a whimpering little meow when she wants something but can be quite loud and has a chirpy purr
if we’re all going to be social-distancing/quarantining for a bit please reply to this with a picture of your pet!
we could all use a little softness right now
here’s my baby boy after our run in the park last week — he always refuses to drink the water i bring him but wants to sip out of every puddle
Anyway I want to tell bi girls, especially with how disgustingly biphobic twitter has been, that if you have a preference for men, don’t feel obligated to try and make yourself seem more “gay.” You’re enough. Don’t suppress your attraction for temporary validation. Your love for all genders is real & valid. you shouldn’t feel restricted or that you have to make fifty wlw moodboards and strip your pages of any mention of men to prove your worth to biphobes. Men are hot. Talk about how much you find them attractive without shame.
is this what the kids are listening to these days?
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Seeing Jodie Whittaker and Sacha Dhawan in other shows together is so surreal, no wonder they have such amazing chemistry
So I was watching last night’s episode and I am a dumbass.
Like when she said, “What do you want?”
I heard:
Doctor: What do you want?
Master: Neil. Neil, or they all die.
And I was like, “who tf is Neil???”
And then she gOT ON HER FUCKING KNEES AND I REALISED-
Oh.
I am a dumbass.
Then this morning I found out I wasn’t the only one who heard that so yay we’re all dumbasses together 😂.
(It also means I’ve grown up though ‘cause like two years ago my mind would’ve immediately gone the dirty route but now... the Master trying to find some rando named Neil is surprisingly??? Wholesome???)
(I'm probably the last person to notice this)
I’m probably reading too far into this... But look at that scene! Not only was it so domestic that Victor was willing to share his drink with Yuuri (which would result in an indirect kiss!!!!), but Victor seemingly forgot for a moment that the competition was coming up!
He was so engrossed in their sightseeing that he momentarily forgot why they were there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Victor’s been competing for literally years and he still forgot. I know Victor is forgetful but this just shows how much he was enjoying their trip out together.