Modern Jalph Could Find Its Own Way Into Being An Intense Mess Of Emotions And Social Commentary Naturally

hiori please let me line you up please

Scraping together enough coherence to over share abt my lotf au where Ralph finds a voice in either

A: a wise, serious older brother figure

or

B: a wise-cracking and numbskull peer

either way, both options are completely horrified at Ralph’s past and kind’ve beat chalance back into him

“Hm. That’s- not normal.”

or

“Ha! What The FuckTM.”

and it makes him like so angry because yeah. That wasn’t right, that wasn’t fair or justified or just ‘stir craziness’- that was fucking insane. and it wasn’t his fault. more than that, it was someone’s fault- it wasn’t a blameless, natural disaster or some sort’ve drunken mistake. it was cruel and it was unnecessary and it wasn’t his fault.

старая штука по мотивам одного моего сна..)

тгк: некчаг щитпостит

(Translation: You smell sweet, Light)

Light Yagami au where he’s an internet drudge and the deathnote book is just one of his many violent fantasies he rambles abt online

Not now mother, I have a little yet hearty blog to run

come over and we can *checks notes* watch youtube yaoi otome playthrough

hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

The unofficially named naruto sugar baby au can go here too

Sakura and Sasuke are famous models, Naruto doesn't know them personally. He is a fan of theirs and becomes their photographer. They take an interest in him and their life/work relationship becomes inappropriate.

Sasusaku initially seek out Naruto due to boredom, and pay him off so he doesn't mention their relationship. They also sorta employ him, since they aren't actually in love at the start there's a power imbalance.

so evb agrees they’re on some bullshit? yeah hello

I CALL FOUL PLAY THAT QUIZ WAS RIGGED!!!!! RIGGED I TELL YOU!!!!! >:(

HFLSAJDLFAJA I AM ONLY SPEAKING THE TRUTH !!!!