Switching Between These Every Day

rb to give your mutuals a silly little paper valentine card and a red heart shaped lollipop 💖

jeet

keep a little SAND under my pillow for the SANDMAAAAAN

keep a little mail under my pillow for the 🎵mailmannn🎵

God made us just enough the same and just enough different

overheard a group of guys walking from the math building at college and all I heard was "... if you SQUARE it!" followed by rambunctious laughter from the entire group

update! i bought spinach because it has iron! next time I have rice we're gonna party but for now i kinda just monch it straight outta the bag like it's potato chips

doing something I hate (making rice) so I can do something I love (delaying my inevitable demise)

I've invented a new kind of suspending disbelief which is suspending reality, btw

potato

lets make a shopping list ill start

potato

"I'll come back to edit it in December" no. no I wont. but that doesn't stop me from lying to myself.

how many songs and proverbs can you mash up before they don’t register individually anymore