Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?
Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.
hyunjin, lying seductively on a bed: Why don't you come join me, hot stuff?
Seungmin: Hyunjin, please put your shirt back on. We are in Ikea and people are staring.
Hyunjin: Bro-
Changbin: You just had your tongue in my mouth ten minutes ago, don’t pretend it didn’t happen and call me ‘bro’.
Hyunjin:
Seungmin: Rules were made to be broken, Chan-hyung.
Chan: Nothing is made to be broken, that doesn’t even make sense.
Felix: Piñatas.
Jisung: Glow stick.
Felix and Jisung: *high-fiving each other aggressively*
[in stray kids dorm]
Seungmin: Am i in hell?
Woojin: No, Seungmin. If you are in hell, you’d be on a throne and the devil would be packing.
Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.
Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.
Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.
Seungmin: Some people are like slinkies.
Chan: What?
Seungmin: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Chan:
Chan: Please don’t push Changbin down the stairs.
Seungmin: You can’t stop me.
Changbin: I believe you said that your childhood experience was a satisfactory?
Jisung: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory”.
[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]
Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.
Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.
Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.
Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.
Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ
Minho: You only live once?
Minho: False. You live everyday. You die once.
Chan: What is going on here?
Jisung:
Felix:
Jisung: Let's face it, Chan-
Felix: -this is not the worst thing you've caught us doing.