[Jisung's First Time Cooking]

Minho: You look good today bro. Pro homo.

Hyunjin: Do you mean, “no homo”?

Minho: It’s almost 2020. We support the gay, Hyunjin. Pro homo.

Jisung: What do you mean "Jeongin can make everyone happy"?

Jisung: I mean, he is not pizza.

Jisung: My life is too much panic and not enough disco.

Hyunjin: My life is too much fall and not enough boy.

Seungmin: My life is too much chemical and not enough romance.

Felix: My life is too much imagination and not enough dragons.

00's line: *sighing in disappointment*

Jeongin: Can you recommends me any books that make you cry?

Felix: General Mathematics. Sixth edition.

Minho: 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, 20% don’t care.

Woojin: That’s 110%.

Minho: 20% don’t care.

Woojin: Should’ve seen that coming.

Jisung: Girls are so hot.

Jisung: Guys are hot too, man.

Jisung: Why everyone is so hot?

Seungmin, sipping his tea: Global warming

Hyunjin: I think I found a way to make money.

Minho: You'd make a decent stripper.

Hyunjin: I'd make an AMAZING stripper, but that's not what I'm talking about.

[How To Annoy Seungmin 101]

Hyunjin: Carpe diem, seize the day.

Felix: Carpe noctem, seize the night.

Jisung: Carpe natem, seize the ass.

Seungmin: One more word and I'm going to carpe someone's neck. Try me.

Hyunjin, Felix and Jisung, whispering into Seungmin's ears: ᶜᵃʳᵖᵉ ᶜᵒˡˡᵘᵐ

Chan: You mean Jisung is in trouble or Jisung is the trouble?

Changbin: I mean he’s either in trouble or he’s going to be one.

[Felix locking himself in the bathroom]

Seungmin: You need to get out from there, Felix!

Hyunjin: You can’t escape from us!

*noise inside the bathroom*

Seungmin:

Hyunjin:

Seungmin: A-are you flushing yourself down the toilet?

Jisung, in the living room, eating popcorn: I did it once. It didn’t work as it seems..