“Alright, I love you, but you need Jesus.”
“Are you done?”
“Are you reading fanfiction?”
“Can I have your fries?”
“Coffee is the only substance I drink.”
“Did you get my text?”
“Eat my whole ass.”
“Hey, don’t insult memes!”
“How long have you been playing that game?”
“I don’t know whether to be insulted or impressed.”
“I like your taste in music.”
“I said I’m sorry!”
“I think your gayness might be affecting me.”
“It’s a damn shame.”
“I’ll be home in five minutes.”
“I’m just gonna nope out of this situation.”
“I’m sorry…”
“I’m three feet away from you, why did you text me?”
“Let me go.”
“Like a good neighbour I’m gonna take your shit and never give it back.”
“Me. I meant me.”
“Nice voice crack.”
“Our friendship is weird as hell. But so are we. So it’s perfect!”
“Please don’t do this…”
“Suck my ass through a straw.”
“Touching leads to babies.”
“Um?”
“Wait up!”
“What are you talking about?”
“What the hell is that?”
“… What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“What’s going on?”
“Why are you like this?”
“Your taste in music is shit.”
“You’re trash for her, aren’t you?”
“You’re trash for him, aren’t you?”
“Aren’t you worried I’ll tell her everything?”
“Aren’t you worried we’ll kill her?”
“I think it’s a blessing in disguise”
“I should have killed you to be safe.”
“Except for taking a peek in distance, what have you done for her?”
“For me, to love someone means giving them the right to choose.”
“Don’t sell yourself short and miss a perfectly good chance.”
“When the flowers were blooming, we were passionately in love. When flowers were dying, why did you disappear like the tide?”
“For survival, I buried my dreams.”
“For a good night’s sleep, I never stopped sharpening my sword.”
“Never leave today’s work for tomorrow.”
“You lucky devil! You have no idea how lucky you are.”
“Why do you want to stay?”
“In front of that man, you’re not happy. You have no dignity.”
“Why do you ask me to see who you have become? Why can’t you see for yourself what has become of you?!”
“Perhaps you’re right. Neither of us is who we used to be.”
“This is what ruined me. I forgot love is a gamble.”
“[Name], take me away, as far away as possible.”
“I’ll be leaving soon. I hope you can go on living and be happy like today.”
“Believe it or not, I wanted to help you.”
“No doubt you have paid the price, but at least you’re alive today.”
“If I were you, I’d make myself useful again.“
“Listen to me, the day is long, don’t be disheartened by a temporary setback or admit defeat.”
“I don’t get to choose my own destiny.”
“[Name], promise me, no matter what happens in the future, I hope our friendship will never change.”
“Don’t ask what the future lies for you, as long as you have no regrets when the curtain comes down.”
“How dare you stand in my way!”
“I’m trying to help you.”
“If you harbored ill intentions, why did you save me?”
“I envy him. He’s free to love and hate, and leads a carefree life. To be in such a place is like a dream.”
“I still can’t see what’s going through your head.”
“From now on we should avoid seeing each other.”
“To you, I carry no weight at all. Not even that of a weather. No wonder you’re tired of me.”
“How you wish to live your life, it’s your decision to make.”
“I’m sorry I let you down.”
“I can only hope to repay your love in another life.”
“Let me go with you.”
“Nothing is going to stop me! For love I’ll burn ‘till my last breath.”
Maybe It’ll Be Fine - Submitted by SHIROASA #d3bdb0 #c1ae9f #89937c #715b64 #69385c
probs gonna wait until after my theme’s ready on donnie to do starters -- call it a sense of incompleteness, you know?
send one for my muse's reaction!
“We must surrender while we still can.” “What are you doing? Why aren’t you on deck with the crew?” “Oh, so you’re a coward, then?“ “Get down!“ “You know who that is out there?“ “Good cooks are in short supply, even for criminals.” “Please, let me inside.“ “Move away from the door!“ “We also know what it’s like to see our brothers die in the service of no end other than a tyrant’s pride.” “This one wants to join. Says he can cook.” “Minor obstacle. But we’re getting close.“ “What a cunning bastard you are.“ “I won’t give you the satisfaction of crying out.” “Justice is about to be done, and you turn your back.“ “No, no. I never said never. I’m too old to be using that word.” “This is one of those times where we pretend that we both don’t know that you’re lying.” “Get the fuck out. You want to run at first sign of trouble, be my guest, but don’t expect me to fucking help you.” “Now what the fuck do you want?“ “When you are strong, you are a necessary evil. When you are not strong, you are likely soon to be dead.” “It’s my money, isn’t it? Must I answer for how I spend it?” “Tell me, what is it that is so precious to you?” “Pleasure should be shared equally. It’s the only way to avoid hurt feelings.” “Look, this deal, it’s really a terrible idea. There are so many ways it could go wrong.” “Me, I can’t help myself. I see an opportunity, I take it. It’s a sickness. Truly. But you, you can still walk away.” “I wondered when this visit would come.” “You’re in a festive mood.“ “You should keep your distance till I signal you to return for me. If anything should happen and I don’t return soon…” “Your man in [LOCATION]. I need you to make an introduction.” “You may have nothing to lose, but I have a future planned I’m not so willing to throw away.” “Let me make myself plain. I will have that name.“ “[NAME]. You’ve caught me at business. I must ask you to return another day.” “Tell me something, [NAME]. Do you have gossip here?“ “Do I even want to know?“ “You are so ready to see the worst you cannot see what is right in front of your nose.” “The world is so full of surprises. Let it surprise you.“ “We have no kings here. I am your king.“
i haven’t watched any 2k12 since Slash and Destroy, but I’m really glad they at least tried to improve their human designs in season 5. also, uh, somehow the boys went to the past and there’s vampires and shit. ok. i’m not going for any context at this point.
well, other than “see, this is why i killed off donnie’s family at the end of season 3, ciro nieli is a fucking shitposter who apparently needs to jump the shark by using time travel and supernatural creatures instead of the sci-fi mutants and aliens that we’d literally been seeing for the first few seasons”.
❛Shit, I’m being attacked by porcelain clowns.❜
❛I think ___ and I just cringed from how white that was.❜
❛I’m fine with you punching me in the nads, but don’t you mess with my Pepsi.❜
❛I need to like, cry.❜
❛My beautiful voice mimics the words everyone is thinking, but is too shy to say. ‘Fuck you, ____’, I whisper into the air. A sigh of relief fills the audience. They all nod their heads in agreement. Hushed voices all around the auditorium, all carrying the same message. ‘Fuck you, _____’.❜
[TEXT] Stop with the :3c face. Nothing good ever happens when you do the :3c face.
[TEXT] andnlifhtbg3ts mad [TEXT] grts mad [TEXT] gets mad [TEXT] that one
❛We have to put a warning label on _____.❜
❛What? Is my three-inch thruster too much to handle?❜
❛Yeah, but isn’t your ego as big as your dick? WAIT, FUCK.❜
❛If only you knew I made 32k since June. Then you would treat me differently.❜
[TEXT] _____, will you space succ me?
❛I can’t believe that ______ is going to space suck ______.❜
❛______ is a tranquiliquest.❜
❛______ doesn’t feel pain. You know, because he blocks the pain out with testosterone.❜
❛Once I got punched in the dick and I didn’t even give a fuck. I have really high pain tolerance.❜
❛Nootnoot. The musical.❜
❛I want ______ to go to Cowboy Camp.❜
❛Eternal suffering isn’t as bad as they all say!❜
❛I can’t believe ______ is fergalicious.❜
ijounakame. ind. priv. highly sel. au. 2k12 donatello.brought to his knees by decay.
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