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Horned serpent ↳Represents the brain, favors scholars

The Emperor’s New Groove starters pt. 1

“Will you take a look at that? Pretty pathetic, huh?”

“Well, you’ll never believe this, but that llama you’re looking at was once a human being!”

“I was the world’s nicest guy and they ruined my life for no reason.”

“Ok, this is the real me.”

“This perfect world begins and ends with me.”

“It is time for you to choose your bride.”

“Let me guess, you have a great personality.”

“The emperor had me thrown out a window.”

“You really should have thought of that before you became a peasant!”

“The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?”

“Whoa! No touchy! No touch!”

“I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire.”

“I’m here because I received a summons.”

“Word on the street is you can fix my problem.”

“When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.”

“Isn’t it great? It’s my birthday gift to me!”

“I give the word, and your town will be destroyed.”

“Pull the lever, ___.”

“WRONG LEVER!”

“Why do we even have that lever?”

“___, put your hands in the air!”

“I’ll smash it with a hammer.”

“Oh, right. The poison–The poison for ___. The poison chosen specifically to kill ___. ___’s poison.”

“I am one hungry king of the world.”

“Hey, did you see that sky today? Talk about blue.”

“This isn’t poison. This is extract of llama!”

“All your poisons look alike. You might want to think about re-labeling some of them.”

“Well I suppose there’s time for dessert.”

“Still think I’m not the victim here?”

“I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.”

“Don’t listen to that guy, he’s trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.”

“You’re sort of confusing me, so begone.”

“Um, what’s with the chimp and the bug?”

“Can we get back to me?”

“What am I gonna tell the village?”

“Hope that doesn’t come back to haunt me.”

“I ate a bug today!”

“Um, I’m the one in the cart, remember?”

“AAH! DEMON LLAMA!”

“You’re that whiny peasant.”

“What do you mean I don’t look like the emperor?”

“My face! My beautiful, beautiful face!”

“You’re the criminal mastermind, not me.”

“That’s giving you way too much credit.”

“Build your summer home somewhere else.”

“I don’t make deals with peasants!”

“Ooh, it’s a scary tree.”

“I’m born with an innate sense of direction.”

“Ok, that was the freakiest thing I’ve ever seen.”

“Don’t worry your highness, I’ve got you! You’re safe now.”

“Maybe I’m just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn’t you say?”

“Don’t tell me, we’re about to go over a huge waterfall.”

“For the last time, it was not a kiss.”

“Some day you’re going to end up all alone, and you’ll have no one to blame but yourself.”

“Are you going to build a fire or what?”

“Well, he ain’t getting any deader!”

“You know that means you’re doing something nice for someone else.”

“Don’t shake unless you mean it.”

“Believe it or not, I think I need a bath.”

“I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.”

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                                          In a b l i n kof an eye,

                                                                 I never got to say GOODBYE.

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The Seven Deadly Partners

I am by no means trying to tell you what you should and should not do, nor am I aiming to police the internet. If you’re comfortable with some of the following, that’s fine but this is a list based on my own personal experiences and what I have learned from them and it’s to help as a warning to those who might not know what to look out for as they’re new to RPing.

((If you choose to reblog this post for others to see you may do so only on the condition that you do not tag or mention anyone who you feel is one of these partners. This is not a call out freebee, that’s not what this post is for!))

1. Possessive Obsessive

    These are Partners who become easily jealous when your muse interacts with other muses. They don’t like the idea that your blog is a multiverse/ship blog because theirs is not or whatever reason they give for it. They might even go as far as to contact others anonymously to tell them to leave you alone without even consulting you first. Some of these parters appear to become upset or aggressive when you don’t know everything about their muse or you refuse a plot suggestion from them. They will try to isolate you in such a way that you are only able to write with them.

2. Guilt Tripper

   Those that don’t like what has happened in a thread or that you’re writing with someone they don’t like and then threaten to leave the site if things don’t change. That it would be your fault if anything happens to them or their blog, even threats to alter their muses relationship with yours. This is an attempt to control how and who you interact with. This is manipulative behaviour and should not be stood for.

3. The ‘Game Master’ 

   These partners are those that come up with the plots only they control everything in the plot, your muse isn’t allowed to actually be your muse because it effects their muse or their plot. In the end you must consider if you are writing your muse or if you are writing an NPC for them. You owe these people nothing you don’t want to give, no matter how controlling or guilt tripping they then become when you confront them.

4. The Stifler 

    Similar to the Game Masters, these partners smother your muse with threads but every single one of them is centred around the needs of their muse and not yours. While their muse grows and develops, there’s no breathing room for yours to do the same. You burn yourself out in keeping up with their threads but don’t feel like you or your muse are getting anything in return.

5. The Stalker 

   They ask for all of your URLs and it can be quite flattering, only they become annoyed if they find another blog of yours elsewhere you haven’t mentioned, or that you don’t interact with them through a certain muse of yours. These people might just be excited and eager to write with you but they have no right to expect you to do so on any of your blogs.

6. The Victim

   This one always, always plays the victim ooc. Whatever you do that they don’t agree with suddenly turns into vague blogging, sending anonymous messages, setting their friends on you or blatantly ignoring you in the IMs. It turns into a public call out post in which they expect their followers to side with them no matter what and deny you the chance to explain your side of the situation, yet they do not block or unfollow you, wanting to see the chaos play out. When eventually reasoned with, this usually results in a sob story from them in order to get your supposed forgiveness and as if you might return to everything as normal… beware the apparent victim.

7. The Bleeder

   These are the partners who blend whatever is happening in character into out of character things. Sometimes it is just a one off and many, many people have done it in the past, but when it keeps happening there should be red flags and warning bells ringing. If your partner cannot differentiate between OOC and IC expect considerable drama!