i hate how 80% of the fandom mischaracterises simon to be a sweet innocent small flower boy tell me you didn’t read the book properly without telling me you didn’t read the book properly. yes he represents a christ like figure in some ways but that doesn’t mean he IS jesus, that boy was DERANGED and COULDVE been just as bad as roger he isn’t some tiny innocent sweetheart boy
draw Lord of the Flies, but make him sing the most random song and look at us like he knows were there
i was giggling in health class as i drew this (no idea why party in the USA was the first song that came to mind)
He died doing what he loved. Being fatally injured.
I also headcanon Jack would have an exquisite taste in fashion but would be bullied by everyone in the Choir
Lotf headcanon! :)
Da fuc
When I get in an argument with a teacher and they pull out the “you used to be such a good kid”
I don’t even know how to do long division how am I sposed to keep track of how many hunters are in my tribe. so what if two go missing huh. who even are samneric.
Roger and maurice
10. fanart from the 2000s
9. the two movies AND the new series not having book accurate looking characters
8. INSANE rarepairs that highkey freak me out
7. skinny piggy fanart
6. THOSE aus.
5. roger and simon being snowbunnied
4. jack glazers (sexualisers)
🥉 people that call jalph ‘homoerotic’
🥈 people that call roger a sadist (being a sadist and being sadistic is different, google is free)
🥇the soft-boyification of simon