Camicazi And Stormfly, Hiccup And Toothless, And Fishlegs And Horrorcow! Finally Finished Tweaking The

This reminds me of the part in book 11 when Camicazi says she's in need of exercise and Fishlegs says "this is not some Viking version of girls get fit" idk if girls get fit is a show or one of those dumbass weight loss DVDs for 7 year olds or just some random yoga class but it feels a little future reference to me.

Flipping through book 1 again and discovering

BARCODE?????

Barcode??

In viking Book?

Barcode in ye olde book??

Barcode in ye olde book by Viking who Did Not have computers??????

Why barcode what how??

How they use barcode

Why, how, how and why?

Barcode scanning dragons?

Scanners in Dragon Eyeballs?

Fucking

Laser beams in their eyeballs to scan barcodes????

How

How would they have figured that out?

How would that come about in the first place???

Many questions

14 years and theres still new things i find in this book, truly impressed, truly baffling

Barcode.....

"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years

I'm never getting over the fact that when Toothless snaps out of it his teeth retract and when he's being mind controlled his teeth come out because he doesn't wanna hurt Hiccup

I won't leave you. I won't let you go.

Hiccup: Last night I was crying while listening to Spotify and the wii sports tennis theme started playing so I just cried harder.

Fishlegs: Are you okay mentally?

Hiccup: Gods no.

one thing i love about the writing of the httyd books is that there are no rules. none. its written in the same way someone with adhd tells a story. going off on tangents all the time with a bunch of parentheses and dashes and incorrect grammar. like its so refreshing.

reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM

"be nice!" Hiccup says to Toothless in Dragonese.

All I can imagine is a bunch of big square Vikings at the top of a cliff screaming

"SCOTLAND FOREVER‼️‼️🗣🗣🔥🔥🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿"

At the green death

i think they should animate a book accurate httyd show in a mix of the style of like nimona and voltron and avatar i just think any one of those would work so well

Sobbing because the dog on an album cover reminded me of my dog that died 3 years ago

I love how hiccup and the woden's fang and the windwalker try so hard to teach Toothless manners only for him to pick a completely random "polite" word to put in front of his normal statements

Saying "please" or "excuse me" or whatever before hurling seething insults is the funniest thing I've ever read