Something About The How To Train Your Dragon Books No One Talks About Is The Intense Desire You Get To

ok ok wait have you listened to the audiobooks? cause they’re awesome. also do you have a favourite hhtyd book + why?

I absolutely adore how to speak dragonese because I love Camicazi's introduction to the story and I think the plot and dialogue was great. I also loved the audiobook for how to speak dragonese because I think Hiccup's dialogue was voiced and acted out perfectly

its really telling who someone's favourite characters are based on how many pins they have saved to that characters pinterest board.

bodkin, bless him, has 14. xar has 137.

Rest in peace Silco, you would've loved Luke Castellan

Sometimes I look at art and think "I'm definitely coming back later to look at this." And this just happens to be one of those arts

‘There he acknowledged the wild applause with solemn bows to the right and left, slightly spoiling his dignity with the odd “Cock-a-doodle-doo!” of smug self congratulation.’

YAY ive finished reading book 1!! i had so much fun reading it

I’ve just started reading book 2 but this time ill take my time cause i actually don’t want to finish reading it so soon lmao😭😭

anyways hope you guys like this toothless and hiccup drawing i made, have a great day!

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

There's no way Tumblr is real because a fandom can be dead for more than 15 years and people on tumblr will be posting fanart, head canons, analyses, fanfictions, headcanons, memes, role plays and everything else a fandom has ever had. It's like a weird ass colony of underwater fungi that's isolated from the rest of the world that no one knows about

Something people don't know about me is that I absolutely love spam notifications like omg someone likes the content I'm making!!

“What is your name, Little Supper?”

“Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third,” said Hiccup.

And the most extraordinary thing happened.

As Hiccup said his name the Green Death trembled, as if a sudden wind had made him shiver. Neither the Green Death nor Hiccup noticed.

“Hmmm …” said the Green Death. “I'm sure I've heard that name somewhere before. But it's rather a mouthful so I shall just call you Little Sup-per. Now, Little Supper, before I eat you, tell me your problem.”

“My problem?” asked Hiccup.

“That's right,” said the Dragon. “Your Why-Can't-I-More-Like-My-Father problem. Your It's-Hard-to-Be-a-Hero problem. Your Snotlout-Would-Make-a-Better-Chief-Than-Me problem. I have helped the problems of many a Supper. Some-how meeting a Really Big problem like myself seems to put everything else in proportion.”

— The Green Death and Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, “How To Train Your Dragon” Book 1 (by Cressida Cowell)

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak