Thinking about how Hiccup and Wish would get along so well if they ever met and Camicazi and Xar would go rob rich people together and Fishlegs and Bodkin can just sit and talk
What if hiccups right shoulder wasn't dislocated in book 2?
What if Hiccup hadn't grabbed toothless in the cave in book 1?
What if Hiccup listened to Wodens fang and didn't help snotlout in book 11?
What if Eggingarde hadn't told him about the sand dragon?
What if Stoick didn't have Hiccup's book in his breast pocket when madguts the murderous shot him in book 6?
None of yall like Hiccup the way I like Hiccup, like, I like him the most because he's literally mine, he was made specifically based off of me, I'm literally him, he's me, yall just don't get it
Camicazi: The door is locked give me your credit card.
Hiccup: *gives her his card*
Camicazi: *pockets it* Thanks.
Confession but I like Windwaljer better than Toothless as a companion. Like, Toothless is better in the sense that he's a lot funnier and witty but Windwalker just gives off that same loyal cozy vibe as a horse shaped dog.
If I had a nickel for every time Hiccup got knocked out by something falling on his head while on a sinking boat I'd have two nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice, right?
All I can imagine is a bunch of big square Vikings at the top of a cliff screaming
At the green death
i think they should animate a book accurate httyd show in a mix of the style of like nimona and voltron and avatar i just think any one of those would work so well
Childhood me every time I opened a book and it had something along the lines of “do not read this book” in the opening:
guys how would one promote original stories and stuff on tumblr out of curiosity 👀
I hate periods i have to pretend to be Jason Grace to cope with the agony my uterus is causing me
reblog if your url represents who you really are