Ayyy It’s Vitto

When your parents judge your friends based on race

“To attract a man to a greater degree than to be drugged.”

I think I need a better translation than what Google Translate gave me...

if you see an injured bird on the ground, give it a knife and train it to fight

Lerning German prepositions. auf - on unter - under über - over neben - next to vor - in front of hinter - behind zwischen - between gegenüber - across from

Happy international women’s day!

I can see this ending badly with the whole 71% of the Earth being water thing

People have been reblogging my posts. Ermagherd

Amelia Zadro

Ok, sure, Shaggy pulling the old “heads I win, tails you lose” gag on Scooby is a little silly.

What I really wonder about, though…

…is how he’s gonna tell…

…which side is which…

…on this completely blank coin.

My eyebrows are their own entity.