“To Attract A Man To A Greater Degree Than To Be Drugged.”

you're so cute roger

kanye sleeping.

Ok, sure, Shaggy pulling the old “heads I win, tails you lose” gag on Scooby is a little silly.

What I really wonder about, though…

…is how he’s gonna tell…

…which side is which…

…on this completely blank coin.

This

My addiction is cured but I still have pictures of it

Remember some time back where I publicly declare my love hate relationship for the sims - for it being so entertaining but it’s taking my life away? 

Well, just like how I got addicted to it, I cured it. However, I still have pictures of me sending them to slavery in their undies on my phone - Slave land is what the BF calls my sim land. And I really don’t want to delete them. So they shall go here. I don’t forced them to slave all day, alright?

Look they are lining up to enter the pool. 

Being squared up like rubics cube in the pool while they take turn on that small little slide.

Yes, that’ a black rabbit.

They even have family meals at each other houses! Isn’t that adorable? Plus, it’s the most efficient way to get their ‘needs’ fulfilled. 

I mean no doubt, there are some crazy incidents such as my sim praying to the TV.

Or a wizard going swimming. 

But I assure you, it’s not all slavery - there’s lots of weirdness too. 

Presenting the vomit diaries: 

So the sim freeplay have this easter egg where if you shake your phone, your sim will vomit. Since I have a land of slave sims. I decided to try that out.

I was not disappointed.

While my poor slave sim mops the floor while it rains,

They dance. 

Now I can finally delete those screenshots out of my phone. God bless. 

P.s. Should I auto post my IG photos on my tumblr or should I just post tumblr stuff like these kind of posts because I’m posting twice a day on IG now and I’m afraid that is going to clutter my tumblr - like it have already not. 

Kids.  Teenagers.  As someone staring 40 in the face lemme tell you a thing.

You are going to be horrified and embarrassed at some point by the shit you are doing now.

And you are going to wish with all your might you’d done more of it.  

You’re gonna wish you had more selfies, more photos, more videos being dumb with your friends.  You’re going to wish you’d had your hair even higher or your shoes even sparklier.  

Go.  Document the shit out of your ridiculous life.  Fuck trends but if you wanna be trendy, go all in.  Fuck in-groups and subcultures but if one sings to you, do it all.  Be exactly as cool or punk rock or goth or fandom or country or hardcore or hip hop or whatever, and don’t let anyone tell you differently.

Just don’t hurt people.  That’s the only thing you’ll ever genuinely live to regret.

What I’m going to look like at the grand old age of 34.

Languages i can imagine the signs learning

Aries: Japanese

Taurus: German

Gemini: Mandarin

Cancer: Cantonese

Leo: Afrikaans

Virgo: French

Libra: Norwegian

Scorpio: Spanish

Sagittarius: Gaelic

Capricorn: Swahili

Aquarius: Arabic

Pisces: Russian

Kris Gottschalk

@krisforreal for nylonmag

I keep seeing things about how people think the way the core six reacted was ooc, but I honestly think their reactions couldn’t have been more true to the characters. 

One of the central theme’s for the core six once they started having kids was that they didn’t want their children to be “damaged like them”. On the logic side of things, from their perspective, the only info they had to go off was that Moffy was clearly seeing someone, he was no longer having one night stands, and the person he was seeing was someone his parents wouldn’t approve of. That honestly leaves so few people it could possibly be, given the fact that the addicted kids literally have no friends other than each other. Now if we toss in the sheer panic clouding their vision, i.e. that their children might be heading down a path of destruction akin to the paths that the core six went down, I think their reactions are spot on. None of the core six are rational when it comes to their children and I feel like Krista and Becca did a really good job of show casing how the core six’s volatile past shapes their perspectives of their children and how to parent, for better (which we saw a ton of in skop) or for worse (which we saw at the end of dlu). 

All in all I just really fucking loved this book ya’ll