You Know What I Want? I Want A Series Centered Around Teenage Phasma And Armitage Hux Flying Around The

Fleur and Draco shit talk everyone in French at family gatherings and it’s the only reason why Hermione decided to learn French.

Although this can apply to any set of characters, i like to imagine that harry is grey and draco is green

I have never seen anything so Five in my entire life.

listen, do you hear? the faeries are near,,,

Hear me out here:

A television show done in the style of The Office or Parks and Recreation, except it takes place backstage in a touring company of a failing Broadway musical.

ok so some headcannons

harry is a problematic bi

hermione definitely is a total musical theater nerd. can she sing? no. but that doesn’t stop her from belting out all of defying gravity? absolutely not

draco is the type of kid who would have a joana ceddia/emma chamberlain style YouTube channel. its 3 am in all his videos

all of slytherin has one (1) brain cell and it is in the permanent possession of blaise zabini

justin finch-fletchly is an absolute bean and deserves more hype

luna lovegood has an aesthetic ™️ instagram with over a million subs

dumbledore wears heelies

white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra

Harry Potter as bullshit ive said #2

Hermione: you cant predict the future

Harry: you say that now

I don't even think Hogwarts had rules to begin with

There's this Thing that y'all don't seem to get.

Gryffindors don’t give a shit about rules. The most hardline of them don’t even care about people. They care about justice. Right or wrong, black or white, there are no shades of grey. If it’s just, it’s always just; if it’s unjust, it’s always wrong. Hermione’s ruthlessness makes her a Gryffindor. She is absolutely sure that she is on the side of justice in everything that she does, and it’s such a Gryffindor trait.

Because Slytherins are ruthless, but they care about rules. Their own rules, usually, but rules nonetheless. They will impose parameters and limitations on themselves just so they have a framework to operate within. If doing something means violating their own internal code, then they’re not gonna do it. Even fucking Voldemort is like that. He broke every single fucking rule the Wizarding World ever put in place, but damn if he’d break his own.

And Ravenclaws? They hate rules. Fucking things just get in the way. They prevent creativity and keep people from accomplishing their goals. Ravenclaws are probably some of the most dangerous people in the entirety of the book series, because they’re brilliant and creative and ambitious and prideful, and when they snap, they do not have inhibitions. They will wreck everything that ever had the nerve to get in their way, and they will never once feel bad about it.

And then there’s Hufflepuffs. They emphasize equality. If the playing field is equal, then all other good things will come from there. People hear that, and they think that Hufflepuffs are pushovers. They cast them as the shy ones, the fearful ones, the insecure ones. Really, they’re none of these things. They are nice, accepting, friendly, this is all true, but they are also entirely willing to fight anyone that steps up to the plate talking shit. Hufflepuffs will defend themselves and other people until they drop dead, and it’s infuriating to see that only ever attributed to Gryffindors. Because the big difference is that a Gryffindor believes in acceptable causalties, and a Hufflepuff will knock your teeth down your fucking throat for even suggesting such a disgusting idea. For Hufflepuffs, there are no acceptable casualties; any loss of life is utterly unacceptable.

There are a lot of people that talk about House stereotyping, and then turn around and perpetuate further stereotypes. Gryffindors are not necessarily knights in shining armor; Slytherins are not necessarily callous villains; Ravenclaws are much more than just intelligent, and Hufflepuff is not the motherfucking potato House.