Jason: Salim And I Don't Have Pet Names For Each Other

Salim: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held.

Jason:

Jason: Are you okay.

Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?

Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!

Salim: Alright, thank you :')

salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔

I’m going with: it’s a reference to the Pink Panthers episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved for the points

i think it’s reasonable to assume that any spacefaring version of humanity would probably end up wearing funny hats as a cultural thing

Jason, laughing:

Eric: Jason, this is my life.

Jason, still laughing: I know, it just sucks!

weewoo

Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die

Jason: We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare

Salim: Scrabble? I like scrabble!

Nick: Not when you're playing with Rachel. She puts words like 'ephemeral' and we put words like 'dog'

*Rachel has broken up with them*

Eric: Wow.. Rachel really hates us.

Nick: Maybe she's homophobic?

Eric: We're not a couple Nick.

Nick: We're not?

Rachel: You're not?

Eric: *complaining about Nick*

Eric: He went to a state school

Rachel: So did I

Eric: He’s skinny and pretty

Rachel: So am I

Eric: He’s annoying

Rachel: So are you

Nick: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with Eric?

Rachel: YOU WHAT?!

Nick: Fuck, it wasn't that.