Jason: Let's Play Twenty Questions

Salim: Are you sure I can't hold the umbrella for you..?

Jason: I'm doing something nice for you because I love you!!!

Salim: Alright, thank you :')

salim's neck has become non-existent after this point RIP this man and his height over his boyfriend 😔

Jason: Fuck AND marry Salim, and I’ll kill everyone else.

Nick: Damn it, Jason. That’s not how the game works.

Jason: Why are you so mad at me? Is it because I slept with your dad?

Zain: YOU WHAT?

Jason: fuck, so it wasn’t that

Eric: The Middle East is on the brink of war-

Salim: Brink???

Rachel, handing Jason a gun: Hold this. Do Not drop my baby.

Nick: Awww, he's holding your baby and carrying Salim's!

Jason: Shut. The Fuck. Up.

Salim: it’s been a rough 24 hours, we could stand to do something stupid

Jason: I’m something stupid, do me

Nick, about Merwin: He died of natural causes

Jason: ..You pushed him off the roof

Nick: Gravity is natural

Salim, eating a cinnamon roll:

Jason, shaking his head: cannibalism.

Salim: *confused chewing noises*

(Zain slinking in after a night out)

Salim: What did you have?

Zain: Two glasses of lemonade and, like, five mints... :(

Salim: Go to bed.

Zain: Yes sir.

do y'all ever reread your own fics from like years ago and realise you've regressed in writing ability because that's how i feel about this fic lmao

Hey y’all, fun fact if you didn’t know, I wrote a fic like ages ago where Salim moves to London, so… if you wanna check that out it’s linked below<3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35081476/chapters/87385063