“You Don’t Matter Anymore” To “you’re Not In Charge Anymore” LEAVE THEM ALONE (I Scream In

there was once an old law that any series with a fandom had to have a meme of this. Anyway

oh ok

i need to know how long the melissa things been planned because i just rewatched the last part of season 2 and she was always next to shauna. like just there but never interacting and plenty of us noticed at the time. that is Literally why the crackship started as far as i remember (tho it wasnt popular. like it was a joke in the moment that just disappeared again) because they literally never spoke bar one comment (which was melissa making a dig at shauna btw) but they were always near each other and oh wouldn't it be funny if !! and like now im like... holy shit maybe that wasnt a coincidence maybe that was an actual character choice.

i swear we're all just so used to not getting explicitly queer storylines and everything just being Implied that we thought we were reading into something too much. melissa has been drawn to shauna for a long time and we made it all a joke because how could it be anything more than that. they wouldn't make (arguably) the main character explicitly queer ?? And in doing so basically make her being in love with her best friend canon ?? but they did. they rly did that.

My Clematis

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

One thing about Shauna and her beef with Mari is that she wants to be respected and worshipped and if she can't have that she want people to fear her. And Mari never did either. Mari never worshipped her nor felt like she had to walk around eggshells around Shauna like everyone else did. She didn't pity her. And she wasn't scared of her. Which is kind of stupid at times, but also really telling. The others saw Shauna as if she was the Terminator, but Mari always saw her as a pathetic teenage girl with a lot of insecurities. Which is how Shauna feels deep down and it drove her mad, having someone whose very presence reminded her of those insecurities. And she becomes leader and and Mari still wasn't afraid of her! She becomes Nat's biggest supporter instead! Nope, she never showed her fear toward Shauna. Not even when she was hunted. She was afraid of dying. Not of Shauna. Mari didn't even give Shauna the pleasure of looking her in the eye when she put the necklace on her. Shauna never had the treat of seeing fear in Mari's eyes. Instead Mari tried to take her out with a knife and then told Shauna off one last time, telling her she deserves everything (bad) that's gonna happen to her.

No respect. No fear. Ever. The only time Shauna could have any control over Mari was after Mari was dead. Which says a lot about Mari as a person.

MAWN-GOOSE?

The way Cait says mongoose is so fucking funny. "You look.. like an angry oil slick." that was her best attempt at a comeback and she had to think about it a little bit fasdjk I love her. Also can we talk about the fact Vi awakened her girlfriend like a fucking sleeper agent with the activation phrase "cupcake." GIRL YOU ARE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF. That was ALL it took lmao. I feel bad for Maddie at this point.

that being said Lottienat from Nats perspective is Why’d you only call me when your high and Lottie’s is 505

jackieshauna from Jackies perspective is I wanna be your girlfriend by girlfriend in red but from Shauna’s it’s I wanna be your girlfriend by Cameron Hayes

mfw a vivinos video ends like a vivinos video

yj ep 4 spoilery thoughts

NO AND LOTTIE WAS THE ONE PERSON MISTY COULD HAVE ACTUALLY SPENT TIME WITH AND HAD A FRIEND IN NO ! !

sorry the denial is wearing off and im getting sad