15 going on fuckin 50 from how much I put up with (Not talking to you baby) Pronouns? No clue call me by whatever pronouns y’all want Demiromantic Panromantic Taken New to the tickling community, please nothing spicy- sfw only Warning, I will geek out about very random things if given the chance
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Ok so I know Greek mythology is really old but I’m just gonna accept this as canon now <3
My take (fix) on Aphrodite Ares and Hephaestus complicated love triangle
I swear in every single version of their myth things are real messy- so yeah boom! JUST GET MARRIED YALL ALL THREE OF YOU! Things are platonic with Hepheastus but I like to imagine the other two jokingly make corny flirty jokes at him just to mess with the grumpy forge cat. And once again, honest conversation and polyamory saved the day.
Me looking at my girlfriends waist lol
I just wanna tickle and kiss and hold is that too much to ask?????
yeah so Tim why do you just have zip ties
WHY IS THIS ME
The way most autism literature describes "literal interpretation" is often not at all similar to how I experience it. Teenage me even thought I couldn't be autistic because I've always been able to learn metaphors easily.
In fact, I love wordplay of all kinds. Teenage me was fascinated to learn all the types of figurative language there are in poetry and literature.
But paperwork and questionnaires are hard, because there's so much they don't state clearly. Or they don't leave room for enough nuance.
"List all the jobs you've had, with start and end dates." What if I don't remember the exact day or month? Is the year enough?
"Have you been suffering from blurred vision?" Well, if I take off my glasses the whole world is blurred, but I'm fairly sure that's not what the intake form at the optometrist is asking.
Or the infamous (and infuriatingly stereotypical) "Would you rather go to a library or a party?" What sort of party? Where? Who's there? I work at a library. Am I currently at the library for work or pleasure? Does it have a good collection?
It's not common figures of speech that confound me. It's ambiguity, in situations that aren't supposed to be ambiguous.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
WAIT NO WHY IS THIS WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT???????? WTF???? HELLO?????
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
Wow the ler mood came back strong
tickling someone who is usually so shy about their smiles... someone who always ducks their head and looks down at the floor when they grin, who lets out a tiny huff of breath instead of a real laugh, who is so quiet about their happiness.
they try so hard to keep that quietness up as they're tickled... turning their head away, eyes shut, nose scrunched, trying so hard not to giggle or lose control... but they're just too ticklish, they can't help it. they start giggling and squirming, twitching at every poke and wiggle of fingers against their body, breathless and blushing at being made to laugh aloud! poor shy little thing <3
New headcanon yoinked
Headcanon: Telemachus wears Odysseus’ clothes
I can’t stop thinking about this: I imagine Odysseus did not take notice during the songs “Odysseus” and “I can’t help but wonder” but Telemachus is 100% wearing his dads clothes in the songs in my opinion - at least the cape and stuff - to feel closer to him.
A day later, Ody finally takes a shower and goes to his closet to check out his wardrobe and finds it ransacked (like almost nothing is left that the clothes that are still present are only undergarments or oversized clothing). He asks his wife about it and she has no idea so Ody wears something a little big on him (he also definitely lost weight on his journey). During breakfast, in strolls Telemachus wearing his dads garments, belt, sword holding thing, jewelry and more, completely oblivious about the situation as both Penelope and Odysseus look at him in sudden realization. Odysseus does not speak about it as his son plops down next to him to start eating only to finally get what was going on.
He gets really embarrassed and wants to shoot up immediately to change and apologize but Ody shuts that down quickly by pushing his son back on his seat, puts his arm around his shoulder, smiles proudly and looks to his wife (who is hiding her laughing under her breath) and say that he will need a new wardrobe because a little owl kit has nicked his old one (or something like that). Telemachus, who is still embarrassed and red-faced hides his face in his dads hair, mumbling justifications but is told to relax and that it is fine and endearing and that Ody is actually happy that he could be there for his son at least in this way.
and now i’ve made myself cry by writing this out 😭
if anyone wants to write fanfiction about this, please tag me, i really want to see what people would do with this premise :’ D 🩵🩵🩵
Edit: now with official fanfiction by yours truly as well :D Can be read here 🩵🩵
Ooooo i should do this
"what, does it tickle?"
"stahp saying that-"
"why, can't you still say tickle?"
"sHhhfUCK-"
im fine i promise TwT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I’m listening to Epic rn and I’m at Odysseus and I’m going FERAL because his name is sung with the danger thing, you know what I’m talking about, and when the suitors dared to use Polites philosophy (how fucking dare they) he refused to listen, and when the suitors are saying how they can beat him he just has to come out and say “are you stupid I built this damn palace” because how could they forget, and he aims for the torches like Scylla,and my favourite part is that when the suitors are saying “brothers we’ve got company, and he’s made a grave mistake, left the weapons room unlocked, and now they’re ours to take” its sung the same way Hermes sings about Circe in Wouldn’t You Like because Ody is a monster too
The perfect time for rom coms too )
hear me out…
snowed in, cozy blankets, cuddles, warm drinks, books, movies, tv shows, games, and later you tickle and tease me all night
Yeah this isn’t gonna leave my brain now is it
(it wont)
Thinking about pinning a lee's waist against the bed whilst circling my thumbs inside their hip divots, taunting and teasing about how they're not only far too ticklish for their own good, but also too small to escape. I'm really that much bigger and stronger than you, hm?
I need to do this now please
Cute T-Word Scenario
So imagine this. You wrap your arms around someone in a big tight hug. When they hug back, you start to tickle their neck and ears very gently with your fingers. Watch as they just melt and bury their face into your shoulder, all while letting out happy little giggles.
Help this is basically what happened when I realized I fell in love and realized I’m gay as anything
The day Remus Lupin realises he’s in love with his best friend, and as a consequence is gay, he takes out any book he can find that may help explain his feelings.
He finds himself in the pages of the Iliad and the sonnet love declarations of Shakespeare.
Remus usually reads to learn but this time he’s doing it to understand, to feel and to empathise.
His identity grows from books and he yearns for experience, for love and connection - he has time to feel it all.
twenty years across the sea
gods my hEART I CANT ;-;
hey so i Fully Believe that telemachus was not afraid of odysseus in Hold Them Down
people may have told him stories of Odysseus, King of Ithaca, Athena's chosen Champion, Hero of Troy
but mama's boy telemachus sat by her feet as she wove tapestry after tapestry; and penelope told her little wolf stories of his father
how they met, how he tripped over himself to woo her, how he cried his eyes out when penelope became pregnant, how telemachus wouldn't sleep in his cot as a baby because he was so used to being in his father's arms because odysseus would not put him down; and yes, how viciously he defended their family when the atrides came to retrieve him for the war
telemachus? the child of the Unhinged Power Couple? who knew very well how horrible those suitors were, how they treated him and spoke of his mother?
took one look at his dad viciously protecting their home, their family, and thought he was the coolest, strongest person ever (after mom ofc)
Good to know there’s a term for this <3
IM A SFW LER! I want to see My lees having as much fun as i do
IM A SFW LER! I'll Make sure to not overwhelm You or Cross boundaries
IM A SFW LER! I don't have a Kink or fetish about it, i just find it wholesome and a fun way to bond <3
IM A SFW LER! i am a gentle kind of Ler :D
IM A SFW LER! I Make sure to check if you're okay.
IM A SFW LER! My only goal is to see your beautiful smile
IM A SFW LER! Cheer up Tickles are My favourite kind to do
IM A SFW LER! Feeling sad, don't worry! I'll put that frown upside down!
IM A SFW LER! I don't get rough because i don't wanna hurt you.
IM A SFW LER! Don't be embarrassed about liking tickles, it'll be okay!
IM A SFW LER! AND I AM VALID!
DNI IF: NSFW, KINK BLOGS, HOMOPHOBIC PEOPLE, MAPS, HATERS.
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REBLOGS helps me get My content to other people and makes me feel happy! While likes does little, literally nothing, so Make sure to reblog!
me <3
Golden hour was made for you baby
It was only for a moment but I could’ve stared at you forever.
Your hair turned to gold and your skin turned to honey, and fuck your eyes looked like you trapped the sun.
You were sitting and you leaned back and the light fell down on you so perfectly and I swear if kissing you wasn’t a gay awakening that moment would’ve been.
So yeah that’s what I was doing on a different app
Golden hour was made for you baby
It was only for a moment but I could’ve stared at you forever.
Your hair turned to gold and your skin turned to honey, and fuck your eyes looked like you trapped the sun.
You were sitting and you leaned back and the light fell down on you so perfectly and I swear if kissing you wasn’t a gay awakening that moment would’ve been.
So yeah that’s what I was doing on a different app
I Understand now holy fuck
Fuck all I can think about is hands crawling under my hoodie from behind.
Don't you want to creep your fingers up my sides to my shoulder blades? Trace your name down my spine and do some fake outs under my arms? Goose my sides until I'm a squirmy giggly mess in my chair?
I'll even ask nicely if you promise not to stop until I'm thoroughly melted, just for you
You broke me in the best way possible. You broke me in the delicious way a voice breaks to hit different note, in the way you break in a new favorite coat, in the way a bone needs to be rebroken and reset if it doesn’t heal properly.
You broke the person I was, the person I had somehow turned into along the way, and you pulled the best parts of who I used to be to the surface. In my heart you paved the way for who I am now. You stitched together the best parts of who I was then and who I used to be so long ago.
In loving you I started to love myself, to love who I turned into around you, to love the person you made me want to be.
Slowly, you led me to enjoy the world again and I’m forever grateful
And you wanna know something?
You didn’t even know you did it,
But I’m so glad you did
Happy birthday to my girlfriend
To you: my heart, my light, and my hope (and my gayness <3)
Type cat
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Did this myself _^_
The sky, it consumes me
My own photos )
Shoutout to last year when it was 3am and I was a dramatic bitch lol
Shit man I was expecting a boss fight not a place as empty as that one time my hope in humanity’s future was shattered after seeing a 7th grader walk full confidence into oncoming traffic saying “if they hit me I’ll just sue”