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This is now the latest adopted headcanon aaksndjcjdjgnf

I adore the "Merlin doesn't realize Arthur's courting him because he doesn't understand nobles" fics however I would love to see a reverse on this.

Arthur is so used to courtship being about expensive gifts and grand gestures amongst the nobles that he has no idea Merlin's been courting him in the more simple way people do in Ealdor. Things like cooking for your intended, handmade gifts, helping them with tasks around the village, and using a split coin as a proposal instead of a ring. By the time Arthur realises anything Merlin already considers them married

This fandom will never die its amazing i swear

I love how we can just write “Merlin.” and we all know who’s saying it. and the tone he’s saying it in. no descriptions needed. we just Know. and i love that.

Merlin is what people want Wanda to be but gay and twink flavored lol

Merlin, who is so powerful he doesn’t need spells because his magic is instinctual

Merlin, who’s slowly been learning spells from Guius’ book but he finds them difficult and unnecessarily complicated (so he ignores it)

Merlin, who mostly just says what he wants to do and the magic within him lets it happen

Merlin, who ends up writing his own spells in the moment because he’s channeling the magic of the earth in his hands

Merlin, who is the most powerful sorcerer in the world, son of the sky and the sea, the last dragon lord, and a mamas boy

“how did you do that? what spell did you use!”

“idk man, i just wanted the mountain to move so it did”

The designs of him as a villain are so akdjksjxjsjfjdjdjfj i love it so much i cant kajxjwjdjejjdjdjdj

you ever think about how Stone is insanely skilled, competent, and self sufficient G.U.N agent, who doesn't NEED Robotnik in any capacity, but he's so enamored with him he just happily goes along with whatever plans he has

...me neither

Actually wait i kinda can but its limited to chemical and temperature idk how else to explain it

Kinda like a snake lmao

But i can only tell if somethings even a little too chemical, what general temperature it is, and sometimes if its really sweet or spicy

I really wish i could actually smell my girlfriend’s perfume bc she looks amazing and feels amazing and from the little ive been able to tell tastes amazing so i have a feeling she smells great too and im too much of a nosedead dumbass to notice it ;-;

“you smell good” is a top tier compliment

If only i could actually smell ;-;

“you smell good” is a top tier compliment

Fire/Grass frog

Im so tempted to try and sketch this siakdknakdjwjdjdjdj

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

only one

(my girlfriend 😁)

is anyone into super clingy and needy girls

My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.

This is almost how ne and my girlfriend sit omg

Perfect position to tickle her in

Odysseus and Penelope !!

My girlfriend and i before i remember we’re at a homophobic school ;-;

Because I’m a sucker for Jayce looking at Viktor with a bit too much love in his eyes, and am fully convinced that they have moments when they almost end up kissing …

they keep adopting strays it’s become a problem

they fucked up his lab partner 4 times

One of our friends (as far as i remember he doesnt know the full extent of just how adorably ticklish she is) got a slice of pizza and knew she’d want a bite so he told me to tickle her to distract her and it worked

She still got a bite tho and i got to hear her giggle so i count that as an absolute win 😁

Especially considering the fact that thats the same day i realized her under arms are ticklish and that she gets incredibly giggly when i squeeze her hips and scribble my fingertips by her under arms

Why in the world?!

I have this friend. gonna call him J. J knows im ticklish. and normally just pokes me, sticking to my sides and back. BUT TODAY! this fuck (/pos) poked my stomach and i fucking squeaked and he says "why do you react when i poke you where youre not ticklish?" AND THEN! BEFORE I EVEN ANSWER! HE GASP AND GOES "aww are you ticklish on your tummy?" AND I STAND THERE! MOUTH SHUT! FLUSTERED OUT OF MY MIND! HAVING TO PRETEND IM TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS! My friends just casually say tickle and i don't understand!! like my friend, gonna call her L, just casually says "im gonna tickle you" AND IM LIKE PARDON ME?!? ITS A DAILY THING!! EVERYTIME I SEE HER SHE SAYS SOMETHING TO DO WITH TICKLING!! and im just here like im totally normal about this not flustered at all. there's my rant for the day. youre welcome

Why does his face in the last panel work so well holy shit

anything can be stobotnik if you want it to be

I wanna be able to do this with my girlfriend buried under the biggest hoodie imaginable and give her little kisses and tickles and scribbles but nooooooo instead i am forced to lie here alone, on my stomach with my hands tapping the keyboard instead of her sides ;-;

He's been there for hours-

Thats not a thing people do normally???????? Shit man i always did this especially in history class

I wanna be strong enough to hold my girlfriend like this

i love sonadow if you look in my earhole you will see a little sonic and shadow running in circles around each other where my brain should be

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

NO WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED THE PERSON IT WAS HEAVILY IMPLIED HE LOVED BUT DIDNT EXPRESSLY SAY LOVED HIM (BUT BUT FUCKING DID IN HIS OWN WAY)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED THAT PERSON IVO FUCKING ROBOTINIK WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WATCHED HIM FUCKING EXPLODE RIGHT IN FRONT OF A STATUE TO THE GOD OF REQUITED LOVE

I REALLY FUCKING HOPE SHADOW WAS ABLE TO TELEPORT HIM AWAY RIGHT BEFORE THEY EXPLODED BC GOD DAMN IT HE STILL HAD THE FUCKING WHATS IT CALLED CHAOS EMERALD SO FUCKING PLEASE LET SHADOW HAVE TELEPORTED HIM AWAY STONE DID NOT DESERVE THIS ANSJNAJDJSJDBNDBFHDHDHJDJDND

AYO???

IS THAT WHAT IT IS????? I USED TO ALWAYS BREAK DOWN CRYING OVER RANDOM THINGS AS A KID BUT OVER TIME IT SHIFTED TO ME JUST GOING AWAY AND ZONING OUT FOR WAY TOO FUCKING LONG

I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A WEIRD LITTLE HABIT????????

Undiagnosed audhd culture is never having meltdowns and only ever having shutdowns when youre alone in your room and wondering why youre so useless and incapable of functioning normally

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My heart imma cry it’s so sweet

Imagine you’re Telemachus.

Go ahead, picture it. You’re a kid growing up on an island where your dad is literally a living legend, but he’s been MIA your entire life. Twenty years of being “the son of Odysseus’’ and having no idea what that even means. Your mother constantly compares you to a guy you’ve never met, the suitors trash your house, eat your food, and openly plan your mom’s wedding like you’re not even there. Your own people think you’re too green, too weak, too not your father to do anything about it. One day, Athena shows up in disguise (because gods love a good mask) and tells you to stop moping around and go find news of your father. So, you set sail with no real plan, no real power, and a whole lot of unresolved resentment. You brave the seas, deal with cryptic kings, and what do you find? Nothing concrete, just more stories about how amazing Odysseus is. And then, just when you’re starting to think you’ve wasted your time, he shows up. But he turns out to be a killing machine, and you’re in the middle of the bloodbath, trying to keep up while the suitors are out for your head. At one point, they literally use you as bait to corner the king. Your father.

The first words you hear him say? Not to you, but to his enemies: “My mercy has long since drowned. It died to bring me home.’’ Imagine, how does that sit with you? You’ve spent your whole life dreaming of this reunion, hoping for a lovely father, a protector, maybe even a friend. Instead, you get this: a stranger soaked in blood, declaring that mercy — the thing you’ve clung to, the thing your mother embodies — has no place in his world.

But then he turns to you.

And suddenly, everything shifts. He looks at you, really looks at you, and says, “Oh my boy, the sweetest joy I’ve known.’’ The walls he’s built, the hardness he’s worn like armor, crack just enough for you to see the man underneath. For the first time, he’s not Odysseus the warrior, or Odysseus, the son of Laertes. He’s your father. He is Odysseus, father of dear Telemachus.

It doesn’t erase the pain, the years of absence, or the violence you just witnessed. But for that moment, it doesn’t matter. Because for the first time in your life, the man who’s been a myth, a memory, and a mystery, is standing in front of you — and he’s calling you his joy.

Why are they both so pretty this is unfair

Why is my girlfriend so adorable omg

I rambled about wanting to kiss and tickle her and I come onto here to find she lost her mind over it and she’s so adorable I can’t

UGHHHH

FUCKING GODS I NEED TO BE PINNED AND WRECKED!! HIPS STRADDLED, HANDS ABOVE HEAD, THE WHOLE SHABANG!! I NEED TO HAVE MY SIDES SCRIBBLED ON AND UNDERARMS SCRATCHED AT AND HIPS MASSAGED AND TUMMY KISSED AND RASPBERRIED AND MY NECK AND EARS NIBBLED AND BLOWN ON AND MY GODS!!! I NEED TO GIGGLE AND LAUGH AND SQUEAL AND SHRIEK!! I NEED TO THRASH AND SQUIRM AND BUCK!!! I NEED TO BE TEASED INTO OBLIVION AND BE CALLED ADORABLE AMD BE EMBARRASSED IN A SILLY WAY!!! the lee mood is absolutely kicking my ass. thank you for coming to my ted talk

HOLY SHIT

YOU CAN'T TELL ME IM WRONG!!!

THE PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING!!!

Why am I getting gender envy from all of them it’s amazing omg

finally finished my mlp human designs ^^ i hope i can draw more of them in the future

The crossover of a life time holy shit

Deltarune sans and Undertale sans are separate people but its like a Pinkie Pie situation where they just know about the other anyways

Gender envy AND beautiful fanart?????? Amazing, we’re thriving over here definitely not crying over the ending nope

Short Jon gender euphoria comic for the soul :,)

rb to have a super gay 2023

Amazing description omg

if that makes sense? (Makes perfect sense to me)

Nightcrawler art by Paris Alleyne, colors by Matthew Nickerson

This took me three days and my hand hurts so bad. y'all better reblog it