Ponyo 😭✊🏻💓💕💞💖💗💝👏😤😔👌👏👏😤

Five: What a day. Give me a beer.

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *glares*

Bartender: I.D.

Five: I’m 58 years old, just give me a fucking beer!

Bartender: I.D.

Five: *sigh* Give me a Coke.

Klaus : If I run and jump at Diego, he’ll most certainly catch me in his arms.

Klaus running towards him : COMING IN !!!

Diego : NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

Diego : *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, klaus.

// in pe //

tyler: *running faster than everyone else*

girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh

tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS

pLEASE GOD IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS ILL KILL A BITCH IF SOMEONE SPOILS IT FOR ME

Feel like this is relevant rn

fall out boy: we love chicago ♡♡(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

panic at the disco: i love los angeles ♡♡(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

my chemical romance: growing up in new jersey we found dead bodies in the local park

honestly me too

I’m going back and forward on coming out to my brother on discord

Pros

My parents won’t hear it

I can talk to one person in my family about it

Cons

Scary

YOOOOOOOO

everyone who reblogs this post

every. single. person. 

Blink twice if you're being held hostage

Eating fruit is okay

source?

God, if only my mom took this advice 😔😔

Parents should not be reading your journals

Parents should not be searching through your trash 

Parents should not be snooping on your private social media messages 

Parents should not be taking your bedroom door off 

Parents should not be invading your privacy