// in pe //
tyler: *running faster than everyone else*
girls: he’s so fast omg i bet he trains a lot and is ripped ugh
tyler, internally: keep running before josh so you can’t look at his back and his broad shoulders keep running keep running faster idiot he’s gaining on yOU RUN FAS
me: I’m sorry. This just isn’t going to work out. I noticed when you were twirling your pasta on your fork that you were spinning the fork counterclockwise and that… just shook me to my core
i mean, go off with yo badass jack
When the whole party is down but your bard is up
Your chosen name is awesome! I love it! It suits you perfectly! Stay amazing!
No one:
The fingers on frank iero’s left hand: w e e n
Depressed
Gay
Half monkey
A knife wielding vigil ante
Eating chips
On you’re period
Blowing up the moon because your family has been lying to you for the past 26 years about your secret powers
Tired
The Umbrella Academy subreddit is gold.
me looking at the entire government
me: “yo what if I’m just faking my dysphoria 🤔🤔🤔”
my dysphoria:
"i dont know what im supposed to do, im haunted by the ghost of you.take me back to the night we met."
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