I Need A Better Title

I haven't eaten a nugget in a year

How am I already this queer

(well what a coincidence it rhymed)

I mean I have eaten alot of chicken nuggets in my time...

BEST QUOTES From the Dream SMP - Techno Edition

"I don't believe in friendship, Tommy… We tell ourselves it's real so the cogs of society can turn… The only thing that's real, Tommy… is CASH!" (to Tommy)

"I had to take a break from drowning to get a glass of water-"

"The thing is, Tommy, you're using words, but the thing about this world, Tommy, is that the only universal language is violence. We've had that conversation before, and we spoke that language in the pit. It's over Tommy. On to a new day." (to Tommy)

"NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!"

"Technoblade sometimes dies."

"I have a pickaxe, Quackity, and I'll *put it through your teeth*!" (to Quackity)

"HEEEEEH?" (to Butcher Army)

"There's voices... Sometimes the voices say... E." (chat)

"Welcome home, Theseus!" (to Tommy)

"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? You want to be a hero Tommy? The *die like one*!" (to Tommy)

"The thing about this world Tommy, is that good things don't happen to heroes." (to Tommy)

“Man, you’ve gotta raise your standards.” (to Dream)

Raised to be a child soilder, but hes just so weak

He cant do anything right, can he? Too weak for battle, too dumb for planning, well its not like he ever had a proper education

He's 9, hes a grown up basically, yet he doesnt know how to write, how to hold a sword, his clothes are too big on him, does he even eat enough?

I needed to post something to prevent this blog from being dead

Me too, Hegel, me too.

probably, I'm thinking there's also 100% of nitrogen in the air there too

Didn't pay my dark bill so the power company shut my lights on

[FANON - NOT CANON] - Letter to Mr. President except it's an actual letter

I did this at 3 am lmao

someone fix my sleep schedule

only tumblr gets the art bc like always, twitter is insufferable

Hugging games for some people

Sending hugs to:

@confused-spood @jagalart @firexima @skretri @casinocatt @riverhalorix @lushwithrats @millipedelov3r @elle-oh-ell3