Who the fuck fakes orgasms? Issues.
Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
Our parents warned us about middle aged men stalking us on the Internet but oh how the tables have turned
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)
Plus, if you’re a man, it just tells me you’re a douche.
(via azucar-rosa)
let’s take a moment to ponder over the importance of baby hairs.
what the hell does that smell like?
ugh wtf
Laughing out loud, seriously.