This type of shit makes me sick. This is retarded. What kind of friend is this?
"Pay some bills and THEN you can speak your mind about what the fuck I do"
Pay attention ladies. This will save you from any faux pas and slip ups
A guy at work once told me, “I wish you didn’t know how hot you are”. I laughed and asked why. He said, “Because when girls like you know how sexy you are, you have all the power.”
Remember that, ladies.
Untitled on We Heart It.
I wish friends held hands more often, like the children I see on the streets sometimes. I’m not sure why we have to grow up and get embarrassed about it.
Stephanie Perkins (via ladycube)
Spare change works well for me
I really wanna keep bricks in my car to throw at dumb ass drivers. Like oh, you jump in my lane without turning on your turn signal? Oop, there goes your back window.