Send Me A Character From Glee And I’ll Tell You Who Their (Greek) Godly Parent Is!

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Kurt’s faces of “why am I friends with these people” “Blaine? Blaine don’t you-”

Why am I attracted exclusively to himbos?

If you had to give Glee Characters superpowers that coincide with their personalities, what would give them?

fuck yeah i love this question.

Finn: Basic super strength. Nothing too fancy. Basic but still useful. 

Rachel: One where she can break windows and glass with her voice. Vocal powers.

Mercedes: Power absorption/ power regeneration. cant knock her down b/c she took ur strength and THEN she is back to 100%.

Kurt: Empathy powers. give him ur feelings bitch

Blaine: mimicry. he can copy u (and look better doing it) but only when ur with him.

Quinn: Telepathy. give her ur brain. its hers now. she wont pay rent, but she will clean up the place for u

Arte: he can control anything electronic the way magneto controls metal.

Mike: he fast. sonic the mike.

Sam: swimmy boy like aquaman

Puck: knifey boy. sharp. like wolverine and deigo

Brittany: she can fly! she can fly!

Santana: shapeshifting. one second she is santana. next she is snake.

Tina: invisibility AND intangibility. multitalented queen.

When I said every song this ep slapped I forgot about big spender

That one just slaps you across the face six times in succession

AHH it’s Ding Dong the Witch Is Dead time!!!!

I’m sure this has been done before but

Harry Potter Movies as John Mulaney Quotes

Sorcerer’s Stone

“I’m new in town, and it gets worse.”

Chamber of Secrets

“We found a pool of the killers blood in the hallway. Ooh gross! Mop it up! Now back to my hunch.”

Prisoner of Azkaban

“We’re gonna frame you for murder! And you’re gonna go to jail for 30 years!”

Goblet of Fire

“I also don’t want to be doing what I’m doing.”

Order of the Phoenix

“I’m so horny and angry all the time.”

Half-Blood Prince

“Whoa! You just killed an old old man!”

Deathly Hallows Pt1

“Do all my friends hate me? Or do I just need to go to sleep?”

Deathly Hallows Pt2

“And that’s the end of that story, but how f*cked up is that, right?”

I don’t think the Loki/Sylvie thing is really about romance. It’s about Loki seeing his true potential, a better version of himself, and loving what he could become. It’s about him believing in himself and fundamentally changing his concept of what is at the core of a “Loki.” And that power, the power of self love and determinism, is enough to create a nexus event in the midst of an apocalypse.

Kitty : Old people at weddings always look at me and go, “You’re next”.

Kitty : So I started saying the same thing to them at funerals.

Glee: Week-Long Tag game!

They decide singing competitions aren’t enough. Time to hit each other.

The rules: 

You can’t tag the person who just tagged you back. This avoids getting stuck in tag-back wars.

The tag has to be an obvious tag. The back, shoulders, arms, stomach, hands, head. 

The tag rules extend out of school grounds. 

You have to wait at least 5 minutes to tag someone else. 

You can’t tag the person when they aren’t in any position to try and get away (Class time, the bathroom/shower/when you’re driving in the car)

Performances are acceptable tagging times though.

The winner is determined with the least amount of times tagged.

Everyone puts in $5, winner gets the cash. 

Lets get to it.

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