I Want To Make Out With Your Asshole.

My Ball Loving Slut

I’ve posted a lot about how you should have your slut worshiping plenty of other balls, and I want you all to know I put my money where her mouth is. She was fucking a dude pretty regularly last year, and I asked her if she showed love to his balls. She said: Her: “Yeah, I lick and suck them a lot.”

Me: “Does he like that?”

Her: “Not that much, but I do it anyway.”

Me: “Why, do you like his balls?“

Her: “No, their really hairy, but it’s the best way to get  him to blow a really big load.”

Me: *Proud*

Gawddamn! Look how talented this slag is! She pays so much attention to the balls, the taint, and the asshole.

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.

Please post more, I get so wet to your blog. I wish I could lick your sweaty balls and eat your ass like a good girl.

Aw, thanks! You sound like just the kind of slut I’d want to have around to keep my balls wet and my asshole happy. I’ll have some more posts for you to flick your little clit to, soon.

It’s so hard...

...to say goodbye. A lot of you have asked if I’m moving to another service, and I just don’t have the energy to start over. I got nearly 30,000 of you perverts to follow along with my shenanigans and I don’t have the ambition or interest to do that again.

I started this blog a few years ago because I wasn’t finding any blogs or sites that really focused on women showing love to the balls. But now there are plenty of Reddit threads and Pornhub playlists and I feel like my work here is done.

Thanks for following, playing along with my stupid games, and jerking off together. Wherever you wind up, have fun, respect boundaries, make at least some effort to be sure that what your posting has the consent of everyone featured in the pics or video.

So long, Xander Wolfe

@xander_wolfe on Twitter and XXXanderWolfe on Reddit

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

Okay, so maybe this is the best thing on the internet. Study up cocksuckers!

How to sign off?

So I’m thinking I want to go out with a bang? Something big. What do you suggest? What have you always wanted to see from this blog that you haven’t seen yet? Lets fuck this place up!

She certainly is a good girl. What a thorough little slut.

http://www.pornhub.com/embed/2051049254

Bobbi Starr understands how important the balls are in this perfect fucking blowjob. Deepthroat ball licking and swallowing (!) happens here people. Take notes, slut. This is how you earn your bus pass home.