dontignoretheballs

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Hit me with your best shot!

Re-blog if you're accepting anonymous asks from anyone about anything.

Hit me with your best shot.

I’m open to answering any questions you may have.

Dressing Room Fun

Since we can’t share pictures on here anymore, I thought I’d share some fun stories.

One time my wife was trying on sundresses for me at Target. She was totally naked in the dressing room, I would bring her dressing from the rack and then she would come out and try on the thin, flowing dresses with nothing on underneath. We were having so much fun, and I decided to take it up a notch. I went to get her the next few dresses to try on, and I saw a man walking towards the dressing room to try something up. I pretended to check my phone while strategically waiting for him to walk past the room my wife was in. Once he was directly in front of the stall, I opened the door wide to reveal my fully nude wife to him. She had no idea I was doing that, and he got a nice long look at her nude body. She was surprised at first and then thrilled as I shut the door and played it off like I didn't know someone was behind me.

Wife Tricked by Photographer

So, back in the early days of the internet, my wife had answered a few ads looking for pin-up models, but everyone would only pay money for nudes, which she didn't want online. But one guy agrees to pay her pretty good money for clothed pin-up pics, which was okay. So she accepts the gig. She did a few pin-up sessions with him, pretty tame stuff and he pays her pretty well. However, one day she goes over there, and he gives her a completely see-thru top for her outfit, and she totally falls for it. She poses for a bunch of pictures with this sheer top where you can easily see her breasts and nipples through the material. We get the pictures back, and you can clearly see her tits, and I'm like "how are you not topless in this?" and she's like "I have a top on!" The funny part is when I saw him next, I was like "slick move with the top" and he said "I try that with every model, but she was the only one who went for it." A few of the tame pictures wound up online, but I never saw the sheer pics online, except for the ones he emailed me. It was a thrill, and I enjoyed thinking about her changing into the top in front of him.

would u be down with a guy sucking ur balls?

No, but I appreciate the interest.

Don't Ignore the Balls turned 5 today! Woopdy Fucking Doo. You block all my content Tumblr.

It’s so hard...

...to say goodbye. A lot of you have asked if I’m moving to another service, and I just don’t have the energy to start over. I got nearly 30,000 of you perverts to follow along with my shenanigans and I don’t have the ambition or interest to do that again.

I started this blog a few years ago because I wasn’t finding any blogs or sites that really focused on women showing love to the balls. But now there are plenty of Reddit threads and Pornhub playlists and I feel like my work here is done.

Thanks for following, playing along with my stupid games, and jerking off together. Wherever you wind up, have fun, respect boundaries, make at least some effort to be sure that what your posting has the consent of everyone featured in the pics or video.

So long, Xander Wolfe

@xander_wolfe on Twitter and XXXanderWolfe on Reddit

REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.

How to sign off?

So I’m thinking I want to go out with a bang? Something big. What do you suggest? What have you always wanted to see from this blog that you haven’t seen yet? Lets fuck this place up!

So long, perverts!

Well, the writing is on the wall and this Blog now has an expiration date. Thanks to everyone who followed, submitted, had fun PM chats with us. We’ll probably shut down before the 17th, but maybe we’ll have some more fun before then.

@secretsexcloset knows what’s up!

This is my favourite tumblr page. I’ve shown my slut this page and taught her the right way. Balls are never spit free

Thank you for your support! If I’ve inspired even one extra slut to keep her man’s balls soggy with saliva than its all been worth it.

Hit me with your best shot!

CHILDREN (UNDER 18) ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

I’m really sick of going through the first few pages of followers and having to block a handful of people for being under eighteen. This is an adult blog. This blog is not meant for children. 

If you are 14 years old, you are not welcome here. If you are 16 years old, you are not welcome here. If you’re 17 years and 11 months old, you are not welcome here. If you are under 18 at all, you are not welcome here.

THIS IS NOT A SPACE FOR YOU.

It is illegal for you to view this page and I am personally uncomfortable with minors following me. Please leave and don’t return until you’re of legal age to view pornographic material (18).

I got this email from Tumblr and it cracked me up! I love that a major media company sent an email with the subject line: “Don’t Ignore the Balls turned 4 today!” So anyway, happy birthday to me! Now gargle my balls.

Hey perverts. Check out my new NSFW Meme account “Live Nude Memes” follow me for dirty nude memes. Tits and giggles!

Your posts turn me on and get me so wet. Thank you for this

I’m glad to hear that you little slut. I hope you can enjoy it and get some new ideas for the next time you have some balls in your mouth.

Even though you're straight would you ever suck a guys balls

Probably not, tbh. I’m not turned off or grossed out by it, but it doesn’t turn me on either, so I probably wouldn’t be very good at it, and balls deserve to be licked with enthusiasm and skill. Thanks for your question.

Nothing interesting, just wondering if you're a man or a woman

I am a man. Thanks for asking.

Ask Me Anything

I’m bored. Send a PM and ask me anything. I’ll reply truthfully. Make it interesting.

Check out this great ball licking art from a Brazilian lady. Chicks love the balls so much they make art about it!

I just started fucking around on Twitter. Follow me won’t you?

Weird question. How do you trim/shave without cutting yourself? I seem to always manage to cut myself each time

Thanks for your question. I’ve never had a problem shaving my sack. I use body wash and a high quality razor. Don’t go cheap on your balls. They are worth spending some money on something legit. Start by trimming as much hair as you can with clippers and then get into the shower and start shaving. Take your time, rushing could be part of your problem too. Good luck!

Period. Hard Stop. Under 18? Unfollow me. Now.

A Note to Minors:

I see a lot on tumblr lately regarding the defense of underage participants in a certain community, as well as the underage participants expressing anger that they are not welcome on NSFW blogs. As a NSFW blogger, as well as someone who has come to know various sex laws due to their career, I thought I would clarify some things:

1. It doesn’t matter what the age of consent in your state is. Age of consent refers to the age that you are able to consent to sexual activity only.

2. Even if you are able to consent at age 16 or 17, by law you are still a minor. Pornography cannot be sold or viewed by minors.

3. If you are under 18 and you post explicit photos of yourself, you can be charged with creating and circulating child pornography, as the images contain a minor.

4. It is normal to have interests in sex and kink, regardless of age. There are safe spaces on the internet to seek these out and ask questions regarding your interests. Spaces where you can communicate with other teens, that are well moderated and do not allow adults to freely graze and prey. Scarleteen.com is probably the greatest example.

5. As a minor, showing purposeful disregard for another blogger or a website’s request that no minors be present on the site (and for some explicit material, 21 is the age for legal viewership) puts the owner of that blog and/or website at risk. No one wants to see awesome sex bloggers get shut down or sex friendly spaces on the internet get hit for having underage members. Think about more than just yourselves.

If you’re under 18, unfollow me. Don’t argue, don’t flame me, just unfollow. I’ll be the first person to high five you when you turn 18 and we can reminisce about how much it sucked to wait. Until then, peace out.

The Jewels as a pacifier (Submitted Story)

My amazing pet (wife) doesn’t always spend much time on the jewels while servicing and worshiping my cock because to her, it’s all about the cock when she is doing it.  Now, this is not to say she always completely ignores the guys when she is servicing my cock.  It’s just that she is more focused on the main attraction and what she is doing to it… and me.

BUT…

My balls are a “pacifier” for her at night.  Her “safe place” is snuggled up next to me with her head on my chest and her hand ever so gently rubbing, stroking, lightly scratching and caressing my balls in a non-sexual, almost therapeutic manner.  It’s such a relaxing pacifier for her that 99% of the time, she is peacefully asleep within minutes of getting into that position and giving the jewels the attention.

When you take the sexuality out of the experience and just enjoy the sensations, it can be quite a relaxing activity for both… specially if the one giving the balls attention feels safe and protected while doing it.

There are times when it wakes things up and I rise to the occasion.  When that happens, she switches mode and takes care of it as she should.  But, the main thing is it’s not about that end result.  It’s all about the sensations and relaxation for both of us.  ;-)

I love this post submitted by @sirkhufu. Its a lovely reminder of the importance of testicle attention in a long term relationship, even when your chick is not worshiping your cock. Balls provide so many benefits to women, and I loved reading about how much they help this guy’s lady relax and feel at peace. Thanks for sharing this! Keep the stories and pics coming people! 

Holy Shit, 10,000 + Followers?!?

Thank you all for 10,000 followers. I never thought this goofy blog about playing with a dude’s balls would get so much love. I want to do something special for 10k fans. Time to vote on what you’d like to see for my special thank you post:

A.) My Balls

B.) My Balls in my wife’s mouth

C.) Someone else’s balls in my wife’s mouth.

Comment with your vote and we’ll get started on our thank you post!

Quality advice ladies.

Nothing calms down a slut faster!

Funny Pictures -

How often do you get your ass licked?

More often then you’d think, but less often then I should.

The best way to complement a slut on how well she takes a face fucking is to let her have a break and suck on your balls for a minute. It really lets them know they are doing a great job.