Today In APUSH, We Got To The Part About Stonewall. In A Very Conservative Town, Our Teacher Is A Lesbian

You know your friend group is elite when y'all have a years-long quote book of stupid things you've said

the transgenderfication beam hit the second tower ft. ooccoo top surgery

(part 2/ redraw of this)

If you could insert a single bad word/replace any word with a bad word anywhere into Epic, where would you do it and what word would it be? One of my personal favorite options is:

"You are playing with thunder

For a man full of shit"

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.

If you have ever met a slightly irritable chicken, you would not doubt that they are related to dinosaurs. Those little fuckers want your blood. Don't even get me started on peacocks-

OH MY HEART

Baby’s first steps!

Stepping out the shower, staring down the cowboy in the mirror, and swinging my massive dick like a lasso for our daily showdown. I haven't won yet, but I'll be damned if I don't get his ass one day

GOOD GOD, CLASSIC DISNEY ANIMATION WOULD FIT LEGENDS OF ZELDA SO WELL????

Link By Hikari Toriumi, a story artist at Walt Disney Animation Studios

Shai hulyre

hey babe u see the sandworm from dune in a bow tie playing the harp too right?

You know shit's bad when your whole state looks like this. We were already having a dry spell, so whenever the winds got crazy, wildfires took over everywhere. Firefighters were even sent in from the neighboring states, and unfortunately, we can't get any aerial support because the winds are still too high. The wind ALSO brought a shit ton of dust. Almost everywhere, visibility was near zero, and breathing this shit in was bound to hurt your lungs. The winds were 70-100+ mph all across the state: trees snapped, trucks flipped, all kinds of damage and debris everywhere. Pretty much anything that wasn't nailed down was flying. People have had to evacuate a lot of places.

I'm lucky enough that myself and my family are alright, the damage at our place wasn't severe, but damn, something had it out for us today-