If You Could Insert A Single Bad Word/replace Any Word With A Bad Word Anywhere Into Epic, Where Would

Apparently I won a poetry contest with something I wrote just to check all the boxes of an assignment?

Poetry isn't my usual medium, so I dunno what that's all about, but my English teacher gave me a writer's notebook with an astronaut on the cover and some fancy pens as a congratulations, so I'm happy-

I think they should make that pre-storm smell into a drug and let me snort it. Or let me scatter it in the air around my neighbor's house and watch him go slowly insane as the sunny days smell like storms and also make him slightly high so he's wrong about the weather all the time

The science behind why Dr. Pepper is the best

Pepsi distributed Dr Pepper (on the left) And Coca-Cola distributed Dr Pepper (on the right). Dr. Pepper isn’t owned by either company, it is it’s own company Keurig Doctor Pepper, BUT they don’t have a bottling facility. In an area, they use whichever bottling facility gives them the best deal. That’s why sometimes it’s Pepsi shaped and sometimes it’s Coke shaped.

been playing botw lately

History shows us that in order to have a lasting legacy, you need to keep a favorite little twink around

Happy BOTW day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

We are all rice, in the end

🎶 He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious? 🎶

I feel like Na and Cl would be such a power couple. Like Na is a sweet punk, dude, who gives everything to Cl. And Cl is like a preppy, whimsical girl who completes Na.

Maybe I need to sleep