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You are someone’s treasured mutual.

Shai hulyre

hey babe u see the sandworm from dune in a bow tie playing the harp too right?

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

I fucking hate daylight savings whoever invented it should be dead

Me after catching a mouse with my bare hands at the ripe age of 12:

Hand in mouse-bitten hand

Arcane 9/11 be like: "MR COUNCILOR, THEY HIT THE HEXAGON"

You're sentenced to life in prison. What'd you do? Who's your one call?

They decide that you're gonna have to go to the row of no returns (I was tryna make it sound less dark, but now it sounds more dark), what's your last meal?

Oooo, these are some good ones- Okay, let's see.

So, sentenced to life, I guess I'd ask for a journal or notebook or something to write in. Get my stories to the page, y'know? Either the fictional stuff I make up in my head or my actual life story to prove my innocence (or justify myself because I'm gonna be honest, if I ever do anything bad enough to get sentenced to any time in prison, there's gonna be a damn good reason behind it). It'd be a way to pass time, and who knows, might secure me an honorable spot in people's memories if it ever gets published.

My one call would 100% be my irl best friend. That's my pookie, and that bastard needs to know everything so he can visit (and try to break me out but shhhhhh-)

And if I had to pick a last meal, I'd say I want the loaded baked potato and smoked mac & cheese from my local BBQ truck. That stuff is the food of gods. If I'm gonna go out, I will go out with the ultimate satisfaction.

i will draw a penis on a cybertruck

This is just A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash

Parenting tip: name your kid something dumb in order to help them get bullied at school