Comettingmurder - Cometting Murder

Look, certain things were not meant to be eaten, I understand that, okay? But, really, surely, just one bite wouldn't hurt....

Cats are already the perfect creatures, simple as can be

had a dream that someone was showing me this camera that could render anything it photographed "flawless." So like it could remove blemishes from people's faces, but also if you took a picture of a cracked glass there would be no crack in the resulting image.

Obviously this is kind of existentially horrifying but that's not the point of this post.

The point is that when dream me got the camera I immediately turned the lens onto my cat to see what she would look like "perfect." And she looked exactly the same.

Me after catching a mouse with my bare hands at the ripe age of 12:

Hand in mouse-bitten hand

....that might actually be the worst insult I ever received. You've earned my respect.

Still murdering the chill guy though-

Words cannot express how much I despise the chill guy meme. I have no reasoning for it, it has done me no wrong, but every bone in my body wishes to pluck out that little gopher-thing's teeth and stab his eyeballs with them. I want him dead. I am not a chill guy.

I cannot keep macaranaing through this

Some people say “Not everything is about Wolfstar.” They’re wrong. Everything is about Wolfstar. Even things that aren’t. Especially things that aren’t.

Get Kendrick on the track please-

Lady Gaga and Beyoncé collaborated to make a diss track about Katy Perry.

Happy BOTW Day!

forgot botw re;ased today i kinda forget what day im living sometimes so uhuhu here extra post

Gonna start referring to periods like that

The Curse

Aka Hylia's favourite transmasc gets amnesia and forgets what periods are

PART TWO!

Oh my god the original post-

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